Diogenes the Cynic
Player Valuation: £40m
Introduction: School life in Bannockburn, battering some kids
Chapter One: How I battered someone at Dundee Utd
Chapter Two: How I battered someone else at Rangers
Chapter Three: Butting John McStay and getting gaol
Chapter Four: Signed for Everton then I battered some burglars
Chapter Five: My short time battering people in the North East
Chapter Six: Life after playing: Coaching badge courses, learning the game...and continuing to batter people.
Disappointing lack of pigeon anecdotes.
Will not buy.