Big Dunc's biography FINALLY published

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Introduction: School life in Bannockburn, battering some kids
Chapter One: How I battered someone at Dundee Utd
Chapter Two: How I battered someone else at Rangers
Chapter Three: Butting John McStay and getting gaol
Chapter Four: Signed for Everton then I battered some burglars
Chapter Five: My short time battering people in the North East
Chapter Six: Life after playing: Coaching badge courses, learning the game...and continuing to batter people.

Disappointing lack of pigeon anecdotes.

Will not buy.

 

[Toffeelover]

Bet there is no mention of him flattening two burglars who broke into his house in Rufford.

 

[davek]

Disappointing lack of pigeon anecdotes.

Will not buy.

...Conclusion: Coaching role disappointment - strangled ma cooeys.

 

[Dithering Dougie]

I'd be interested to see if Duncan comments on it.

These unofficial autobiographies are always closer to the truth than the self edited versions, Duncans great but he was never a saint in his younger years.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

...Conclusion: Coaching role disappointment - strangled ma cooeys.

RIP Speckled Jim. We hardly knew ye.

 

[Pat's Van]

RIP Speckled Jim. We hardly knew ye.

haha ah well can't be helped

 

[BoysInBlue]

If you've watched the EFC produced DVD on his life, it will be interesting how the book tallies with that.

I can't see the book being a total hatchet job because what would be the point of that?

 

[SimonB]

An autobiography from Big Dunc would be a very interesting read.. not expecting him to ever do one though.

This'll probably be re-hashed stories we've heard a million times before.

 

[Groucho]

These unofficial autobiographies are always closer to the truth than the self edited versions, Duncans great but he was never a saint in his younger years.

Who is eh?

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Who is eh?

Phil Neville

 

[TX Bill]

Introduction: School life in Bannockburn, battering some kids
Chapter One: How I battered someone at Dundee Utd
Chapter Two: How I battered someone else at Rangers
Chapter Three: Butting John McStay and getting gaol
Chapter Four: Signed for Everton then I battered some burglars
Chapter Five: My short time battering people in the North East
Chapter Six: Life after playing: Coaching badge courses, learning the game...and continuing to batter people.

Surely Chapter Seven has to be Throttling Steffen Freund.

 

[Groucho]

Phil Neville

Well, yeah......

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Who is eh?

True, not that I'm condoning or judging what Duncan got up to but these things enhance his status.

I know I've been waiting to read this for a while, and usually I can't be bothered about footballers autobiographies.

 

[TippEverton]

Introduction: School life in Bannockburn, battering some kids
Chapter One: How I battered someone at Dundee Utd
Chapter Two: How I battered someone else at Rangers
Chapter Three: Butting John McStay and getting gaol
Chapter Four: Signed for Everton then I battered some burglars
Chapter Five: My short time battering people in the North East
Chapter Six: Life after playing: Coaching badge courses, learning the game...and continuing to batter people.

Very similar to the South Park episode of Russell Crowe 'fightin round the world'.

 

[degsy]

He was and deep down still is, the silent psycho, nice as pie until... a bit like Bobby Collins and others both Blue and not Blue

A nutter but our nutter
Love them nutters