McBain
Player Valuation: £80m
The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.
When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and we get smacked on our arse. From there on in, life gets worse
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it
Never miss a good chance to shut up
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving
There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman. Neither one works
A closed mouth gathers no feet
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgment.
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreen.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Have you ever lent someone $20 and never seen that person again? It was probably worth it.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.
Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
If you think nobody cares whether you're dead or alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Never forget that you are unique, like everyone else.
Remember, no one is listening until you fart.
Don't aspire to become irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you aren't getting any.
The darkest hours come just before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just [Poor language removed] off and leave me alone.
When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and we get smacked on our arse. From there on in, life gets worse
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it
Never miss a good chance to shut up
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving
There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman. Neither one works
A closed mouth gathers no feet
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgment.
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreen.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Have you ever lent someone $20 and never seen that person again? It was probably worth it.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.
Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
If you think nobody cares whether you're dead or alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Never forget that you are unique, like everyone else.
Remember, no one is listening until you fart.
Don't aspire to become irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you aren't getting any.
The darkest hours come just before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just [Poor language removed] off and leave me alone.
