Transfer Rumour Zaha with poll

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

In football, there’s only 1 statistic that counts

Who paid the most for their watch, car, clothes?

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Won 5 penalties. 4 of which were scored.

I’d think most sensible people would count winning a penalty as an assist.

The stats sites I use count them as assists. They’re literally the best thing you can do (other than presenting a teammate with an open goal) to provide someone with a chance of scoring.

Oh, and sorry. I’ve just double-checked. According to transfermarkt he actually got 10 goals and 10 assists last season. Which is now more than Siggy.

So he did get more goals and assists than any of our players after all.

Nah.

 

[Ring master]

Its Simon Jordan saying spurs

 

[Mathieubleucoyb]

I don’t know why Zaha gets soo much hate here. It’s insane lol. Almost like these guys don’t like him as a person and taking it personal lol

 

[toffeemax]

Never really rated him massively until I saw him play in the flesh. He is an absolute monster, like defenders bouncing off him, and his pace is unreal. Would be a great signing if we could get him.

 

[Goat]

I don’t know why Zaha gets soo much hate here. It’s insane lol. Almost like these guys don’t like him as a person and taking it personal lol

I dont like him as a person.

 

[maccavennie]

I dont like him as a person.

I don't like his cooking

 

[Goat]

I don't like his cooking

I dont like his choice of movies.

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

I dont like him as a person.

He is one of those footballers who is curiously unlikable, despite his undoubted talents.

 

[ijjysmith]

I don't like his cooking

I heard he hit a prostitute.

 

[Goat]

He is one of those footballers who is curiously unlikable, despite his undoubted talents.

Like Charlie Adam.

 

[maccavennie]

I dont like his choice of movies.

I don't like the way he irons his shirts.

 

[Toffeepot]

Flair players playing for other teams have to work harder to be liked!

 

[maccavennie]

I heard he hit a prostitute.

Judging by his kipper she hit him back

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

Like Charlie Adam.

Or ,indeed, Lukaku.