YOU'RE JUST OUR AFTER-BIRTH....

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And i'm in the mood for a placenta omelette.





Before you chortle, imagine Steven Seagull uttering it before killing a million terrorists with his omelette pan. Exactly.
 

Lets bum them with deceptive tenderness and then leave them without so much as a peck on the cheek. This is the only way I can think of to show how much distain I have for them.
 

I am bitter and what? Those bastards are the jammiest ****s on Earth and I resent them for it. So? The term 'bitter Evertonians' was invented by them to deflect Everton fans when bringing up Heysel and how it ****ed us up and if anything, in the long run at least, they seem to have benefited or at least come out of it smelling of roses. I think we have something to be bitter about tbh. I dont agree with Everton fans calling them all murderers and that, but for us to struggle for years while they go off challenging for titles after it is definatly cause to be 'bitter'. It's just another brushing under the carpet tactic which they've employed for so many years. I know we shouldn't bring up Heysel and that, but it's just the explanation as to why we're the 'bitter' ones.
 
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I am bitter and what? Those bastards are the jammiest ****s on Earth and I resent them for it. So? The term 'bitter Evertonians' was invented by them to deflect Everton fans when bringing up Heysel and how it ****ed us up and if anything, in the long run at least, they seem to have benefited or at least come out of it smelling of roses. I think we have something to be bitter about tbh. I dont agree with Everton fans calling them all murderers and that, but for us to struggle for years while they go off challenging for titles after it is definatly cause to be 'bitter'. It's just another brushing under the carpet tactic which they've employed for so many years. I know we shouldn't bring up Heysel and that, but it's just the explanation as to why we're the 'bitter' ones.
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We shouldn't bring up Heysel like they shouldn't bring up Munich when they play United.

Precious little gets.
 
EFCNIK said:
I am bitter and what? Those bastards are the jammiest ****s on Earth and I resent them for it. So? The term 'bitter Evertonians' was invented by them to deflect Everton fans when bringing up Heysel and how it ****ed us up and if anything, in the long run at least, they seem to have benefited or at least come out of it smelling of roses. I think we have something to be bitter about tbh. I dont agree with Everton fans calling them all murderers and that, but for us to struggle for years while they go off challenging for titles after it is definatly cause to be 'bitter'. It's just another brushing under the carpet tactic which they've employed for so many years. I know we shouldn't bring up Heysel and that, but it's just the explanation as to why we're the 'bitter' ones.
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They only call us bitter because it begins with the letter b, there just thick gobsh!tes without imagination! They imitate and never innovate!
 
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