Your top 20 worst/stupidest Everton signings

[itsnowak]

Magaye Gueye. Like running in quicksand

 

[cronullasharks]

Leandro Rodriguez
Shani Tarashaj
Marcus Hahnemann
Eldin Jakupovic
Henry Onyekuru
Ashley Young
Neal Maupay
Ruben Vinagre
Anwar El Ghazi
Dele Alli
Rondon
Philippe Senderos
Josh King
Francisco Junior
Fabian Delph
Gbamin
Alcaraz
Niasse
Felipe Mattioni
Ashley Williams
Cuco
Sandro
Schneiderlin

 

[SJB]

Delph
Rondon
Patterson
Maupay
Gbamin

Looking back any further is self inflicted pain imo.

 

[Tel001]

I'm curious to see @Nymzee and @MikeH72's lists...

Here's mine, in no particular order and for reasons including value for money, being an arse, or being plain turd.

1 Gylfi
2 Alcaraz
3 McGeady
4 Eto'o
5 Niasse
6 Koldrup
7 Keane
8 Maupay
9 Davies, Simon
10 Kean
11 Tosun
12 Coco Martinez
13 That lad with the massive thighs Moyes rarely played
14 Schneiderlin
15 John Spencer
16 Steve Simonsen
17 Rooney (the re-signing)
18 Baardsen
19 Benitez (I don't care he's not a player)
20 Rondon

Bolasie
Tuson
Walcott
Gbamin
Rondon
Morgan Schneiderlin
Niasse
Mgeady
Alcaraz
Said
Wi feng
Plessis
Iwobi
Coco martinez
Maupay
Sandro
Sanderson
Drenthe
Shady van der mayde
Dele

 

[Tel001]

20 ...only

Was going to say , I yelled off 20 easily and after reading the thread I can’t believe how many haven’t made the list .. truely shocking recruitment for the past 7-8 years .

 

[Tel001]

On a side note … which players have we missed out on that we regret?

That kudus looks like one that got away , would be perfect for us imo

 

[verreauxi]

Lacina Traore takes all 20 spots, though I guess he was on loan. Gbamin is also up there.

 

[Igrok]

Got to be Moise Kean..

 

[duncs pigeon]

Rod Belfitt. Those who know, know.

 

[Tel001]

Lacina Traore takes all 20 spots, though I guess he was on loan. Gbamin is also up there.

Person with the highest goals to minutes ratio in prem history?

1game, 2mins and 1goal .. should have a statue or a stand named after him

 

[mahermi1]

Paul Gascoigne and David Ginola

Blomquist, the Aston Villa winger from 2 seasons ago.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

On a side note … which players have we missed out on that we regret?

That kudus looks like one that got away , would be perfect for us imo

Ian Rush.
The damage he done to us for them ,wouldn't have happened.

 

[Kurt.]

Nathan Patterson




AND WHAT ????

 

[PhilM]

Leandro Rodriguez
Shani Tarashaj
Marcus Hahnemann
Eldin Jakupovic
Henry Onyekuru
Ashley Young
Neal Maupay
Ruben Vinagre
Anwar El Ghazi
Dele Alli
Rondon
Philippe Senderos
Josh King
Francisco Junior
Fabian Delph
Gbamin
Alcaraz
Niasse
Felipe Mattioni
Ashley Williams
Cuco
Sandro
Schneiderlin

Personally, I feel we need to separate the reasoning behind Gbamin and what occurred: he looked a promising player, but our failings and poor luck ruined it.

Additionally, Schneiderlin came as a decent player and performed okay at first, but it dissipated. Some of the others on this list can't even get to that level.

 

[Moonlight dribbler]

Klaasen
Sigurdsson
Rooney
Tosun
Walcott
Niassse
Ali
Mina
Gomes
Bolassie
Ashley Williams
Allen
Bernard
Martina
Schneiderlin
Gbamin
Sandro
Maupay
Godfrey
Kean