Your the new man...your first five tasks

[jinkyali]

Bobby has gone; your the new guy in charge.
What is needed? What would you do if you were to take charge of Everton?

1 - Sign a top class centre half and centre mid fielder.
2 - Appoint a backroom staff which at least contains a focus on defence and fitness.
3 - Promote Unsworth/Sheedy to first team duties.
4 - Get the boys in early from pre season; fitness work, fitness work, fitness work.
5 - Get Goodison great again. Focus on the home form and winning over the home fans.

 

[Number_25]

1. Build a wall.
2. Deport all grasses.
3. Ban all grasses.
4. Print money.
5. Make Everton great again.

I have the best people.

 

[orly]

1. Provide free to the public grammar lessons - *you're
2. Ban FWIW and jarg ITK accounts
3. Appoint Mourinho
4. Bring back MickM86
5. Follow Z Cars with the Game of Thrones theme

 

[ianefc]

Tell Lukaku he's going nowhere until he earns the money he's been paid in the last 5 months

Have a good pre-season

Sign a top keeper

Sign a back up to Lukaku

See if James MaCarthy is any good at mowing grass, if so see if the head groundsman has a spot on his team avaliable

 

[kev]

1) Appoint chico as assistant
2) Have him write everything down in lists of 5
3) something else
4) see 3
5) see 4

 

[Axlswhk]

1. fitness!!!
2. ban sideway backwards meaningless passing!!! One week fine for anyone who does it!!
3. play counter Attack
4. 180mins of closing down and tackling drills every day!!!
5. another 180mins of defending set pcs daily!!!!

 

[CynicalBlue]

1. Sign Neuer
2. Sign Varane
3. Sign Busquets
4. Sign Ronaldo
5. Sign Messi

 

[matty1878]

Win games make goodison a fortress beat Liverpool exite the fans and punch klopp in the nose

 

[dead_soft]

1. Tell the Gladwys' children to pipe down with their Sky Sports whining and let people enjoy the match without them bleating that everything at Everton is crap
2. Tell Lukaku he is staying
3. Make everyone have a shouting match to decide who should be captain because apparently that matters
4. Arrange pre-season to somewhere nice like Siciliy, in a hotel with a pool and a bar
5. Resign before the first match as I am wildly unqualified for the position

 

[D410]

1. Hire Jose
2. Hire Jose
3. Hire Jose
4. hire Jose
5. Hire Jose.

 

[Sapie88]

1. Summon Cleverley.
2. Spit at him.
3. Rip up his contract.
4. Volley him out of Finch Farm.
5. Bang his missus.

 

[flibbyflob]

1, Sit down with Lukaku and sort out his situation.
2, Release Osman, Pienaar and Hibbert.
3, Transfer list Niasse, Kone, Cleverley and McCarthy.
4, Find out how much money there is to spend.
5, spend it.

 

[St James the Less]

Open Savings account....

 

[RFUS]

1. Provide free to the public grammar lessons - *you're
2. Ban FWIW and jarg ITK accounts
3. Appoint Mourinho
4. Bring back MickM86
5. Follow Z Cars with the Game of Thrones theme

ORLY IN

 

[orly]

1. Summon Cleverley.
2. Spit at him.
3. Rip up his contract.
4. Volley him out of Finch Farm.
5. Bang his missus.

Be better to switch number 5 up to number 2