Abraders
Player Valuation: £60m
Used to have a framed Lukaku picture in our living room during Uni, can't remember why exactly, but we'd light an incense before the game in front of it and he'd score every game. Whenever we went to the pub and didn't do said ritual he'd end up missing a sitter/penalty or something.
Make of that what you will.
Make of that what you will.