Basil Fawlty
Player Valuation: £35m
Come on, we're doing this lads.
Oh yeah, full of japes those lot at GrandOldTeam, I booked my flight for the Benfica away game in Istanbul, and they tried to tell me it was in Lisbon, you know like the pub ‘The Lisbon’ that they send folks to, I wasn;t falling for that old trick.
We missed our flight though cos we were suppin’ Tennants Super in the car park at the airport, we missed the match as my dad kicked off at the easyjet desk and we got arrested.