Your dinner table your guests

[ianefc]

10 seats avaliable

You take one of them

Anyone can come dead or alive

All can speak complete English (even if they couldnt in real life)

Other than that you can have who ever you want

I'll go for

Dixie Dean(just to say thanks,if nothing else), Adolf Hitler, Tupac, Winston Churchill, Robert Plant, Denzel Washington, Osama Bin Laden, Rick Gervais (for the humour), Frank Sinatra.


The whole evening would be off the record, total honesty.

 

[Goat]

Ricky Gervais?

............

 

[chicoazul]

Why's there no Asians or Indians included in your list mate? You got a problem with them?

 

[Allezfan]

Ricky Gervais?

............

No problems with Hitler and Bin Laden, then?

But Gervais, **** that guy.

 

[Allezfan]

Why's there no Asians or Indians included in your list mate? You got a problem with them?

What's Bin Laden, mate? Just a bit tanned?

 

[chicoazul]

What's Bin Laden, mate? Just a bit tanned?

I scan read it and thought he'd put Barrack Obama.

FFS. I'm so Republican.

 

[Goat]

No problems with Hitler and Bin Laden, then?

But Gervais, **** that guy.

Hitler would be superb, I would spend the entire night just saying, why tho?, WHY??? Then at the end, take him outside and beat him till he stopped twitching.

 

[Allezfan]

I scan read it and thought he'd put Barrack Obama.

FFS. I'm so Republican.

Ha ha.

To be fair, he spelt Osama wrong.

 

[bluebottle]

I'd imagine Hitler to have supremely good table manners.

 

[Allezfan]

I'd imagine Hitler to have supremely good table manners.

He suffered from insane flatulence, I think. So much that he actually gave up meat for months at a time on his doctor's advice.

 

[Allezfan]

He suffered from insane flatulence, I think. So much that he actually gave up meat for months at a time on his doctor's advice.

Plus he was the first world leader to ban smoking indoors.

 

[bluebottle]

He suffered from insane flatulence, I think. So much that he actually gave up meat for months at a time on his doctor's advice.

That's really scuppered the view I had of Adolf.

 

[ianefc]

OH...And by the way you dont have to like all the people

 

[bluebottle]

Plus he was the first world leader to ban smoking indoors.

He had to have things all his own way didn't he?

 

[bluebottle]

OH...And by the way you dont have to like all the people

I had hoped this was the case, otherwise Osama and Adolf would have raised eyebrows.