Your Christmas Eve


Off to have breakfast with Mrs C’s family at a local eatery.
Nice walk with the dog.
Back home for TV, buffet and wine and brandy.

Edit: whilst occasionally checking the David Moyes thread for the perpetual cycle of the same opinions repeated relentlessly.
 
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Everything done and prepped and ready for tomorrow.Yorkshire batter mix done,veg peeled and in pans,pork sage and onion stuffing made and in the fridge and Jamie Oliver gravy base also done and in the fridge.Tomorrow will be a doddle.Off to a friends 60th in an hour.Thought of doing all that tomorrow when I am hanging out me own arse is unthinkable. xxxx
 
The fire is lit, I've wrapped the spade i bought for the missus, I've sworn at the sellotape, I've switched on the fecking chrustmas tree lights*, she's making puddings for tomorrow, as i sip coffee and listen to Frank sinatra 's Christmas music (the soundtrack that played every year when I was a children).

Later I'm told we need more eggs- so that'll be in me. After that I might consider a nice malt.

*they flash by default. I can't stand flashing lights any more than I can tolerate everyone in the wife's family constantly talking through gobs stuffed with food - her mum is the worst offender by far. 15 times you have to press the stupid button on the plug, fifteen times, as they cycle through every irritating epileptic fit inducing sequence known to man and God, before they settle on a constant cold horrible white. FIFTEEN.

I don't know what happens after 15 ... I've never explored.
 

Breakfast done, presents wrapped, wife and son off to get a few things we’d missed.

Time to start peeling potatoes and veg. Then I’ve a Ham to boil, a Turkey to prep and a Beef to prep. All before sitting down and watching a family movie this evening.

If I can get all my meal stuff done then a pint of the black stuff with the brother in law will be had around dinner time.

Merry Christmas Blues
 
Off to have breakfast with Mrs C’s family at a local eatery.
Nice walk with the dog.
Back home for TV, buffet and wine and brandy.

Edit: whilst occasionally checking the David Moyes thread for the perpetual cycle of the same opinions repeated relentlessly.

I’ll save you the brother.

The forum loon is spamming the whole thread as usual.

Just like Father Christmas, he never has a day off.
 

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