your chat up lines to girls

[little curly alan ball]

undoubtably The Lisbons no.1 used line.



after the other type but both prevalent in the gents.

As you know , I'm innocent onto the ways of the World , cocka .

( Whereas YOU seem to be DOWN , btw . )

 

[no.1_evertonian]

pmsl at most of the replys

 

[davek]

pmsl at most of the replys

Unfortunately they dont work if you're middle aged and stink of piss.

/thread.

 

[Grarghsies]

When you're chatting to them and you think it's going well, just say "Here love, do you know how I know that we're going to have sex tonight?"

When she laughs and says: "Oh really, how?"

Lean forward gently, and whisper in her ear real quiet:

"Because I'm stronger than you"

 

[DualityNSNO]

When you're chatting to them and you think it's going well, just say "Here love, do you know how I know that we're going to have sex tonight?"

When she laughs and says: "Oh really, how?"

Lean forward gently, and whisper in her ear real quiet:

"Because I'm stronger than you"

Then shield yourself from pepper spray or the likes.

 

[Welton Toffee]

Never used a chat up line. Me and my missus were best mates, got pissed one night and the rest is history

 

[alexishelmsley]

Never used a chat up line. Me and my missus were best mates, got pissed one night and the rest is history

aww! Awesome!

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Absolutely pissing myself reading this thread.

I'd have one in Dutch, but sadly it loses a lot in translation.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

I'm Noggy George?

no, I'm Noggy George.

 

[Goat]

Did Noggy George admit hes Noggy George then?

Can somebody please get his pictures from Kipper, honestly, youve gotta see these to believe them, put it this way, when you have, you know why hes chatting up birds on the Internet.

 

[Phil Neville Superstar]

no, I'm Noggy George.

Good, I don't wanna be him anyway