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Pulling a German girl (was half german/half italian) and basically, drunkenly, turning down a threesome with her mate. Haunted me for 10 years.. and not having my phone and trying to remember an international number on a walk home...
 

My biggest regret is the time i very nearly had a threesome.
Okay so I was quite young and just out of a long term relationship so i thought lets have some fun.
We got very very drunk in the pub and i decided to take he who shall not be named one and two to my pond (oldies will remember other pond stories), bare in mind this is a wet, freezing december evening. For some reason we took a bedsheet for me to lie on - within seconds it was soaked, as was my underwear.
Anyway, i quickly realised that i probably shouldn't do this, but what the hell? So well, underwear comes off, as its soaked i throw it into the water and number 2 gives me his leather trench coat to lie on. He who shall not be named one goes first while HE (not me!!) tries to excite number 2 in ways i do not wish to remember, to no avail, cringe cringe cringe. So i only ended up having sex with number one, still cringe, but not cringeworthy enough to put me off, as around a year later i had sex with him again, on another wet winter night, down an alleyway!
My knickers still reside in that pond!

I've had to censor this, because the full story is awful. But that's my biggest regret! Or is it?
 
Hayee said:
My biggest regret is the time i very nearly had a threesome.
Okay so I was quite young and just out of a long term relationship so i thought lets have some fun.
We got very very drunk in the pub and i decided to take he who shall not be named one and two to my pond (oldies will remember other pond stories), bare in mind this is a wet, freezing december evening. For some reason we took a bedsheet for me to lie on - within seconds it was soaked, as was my underwear.
Anyway, i quickly realised that i probably shouldn't do this, but what the hell? So well, underwear comes off, as its soaked i throw it into the water and number 2 gives me his leather trench coat to lie on. He who shall not be named one goes first while HE (not me!!) tries to excite number 2 in ways i do not wish to remember, to no avail, cringe cringe cringe. So i only ended up having sex with number one, still cringe, but not cringeworthy enough to put me off, as around a year later i had sex with him again, on another wet winter night, down an alleyway!
My knickers still reside in that pond!

I've had to censor this, because the full story is awful. But that's my biggest regret! Or is it?
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Christ.
 
Hayee said:
My biggest regret is the time i very nearly had a threesome.
Okay so I was quite young and just out of a long term relationship so i thought lets have some fun.
We got very very drunk in the pub and i decided to take he who shall not be named one and two to my pond (oldies will remember other pond stories), bare in mind this is a wet, freezing december evening. For some reason we took a bedsheet for me to lie on - within seconds it was soaked, as was my underwear.
Anyway, i quickly realised that i probably shouldn't do this, but what the hell? So well, underwear comes off, as its soaked i throw it into the water and number 2 gives me his leather trench coat to lie on. He who shall not be named one goes first while HE (not me!!) tries to excite number 2 in ways i do not wish to remember, to no avail, cringe cringe cringe. So i only ended up having sex with number one, still cringe, but not cringeworthy enough to put me off, as around a year later i had sex with him again, on another wet winter night, down an alleyway!
My knickers still reside in that pond!

I've had to censor this, because the full story is awful. But that's my biggest regret! Or is it?
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