Your best inconsistent 11

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striker definitely gives the biggest selection headache for this, as nearly all of our recent strikers fall in this category (beattie, aj, saha, vaughan, yakubu).

it was pretty difficult to select a cb that fits the bill though, I guess that points to the general consistency of our defenders
For me, based on the OP. Duncan Ferguson walks in as CF. Hotshot Hamish one week, Mr. 50p Head the next.
 

Simonsen

Xavier
Yobo
Billic
Pistone

Bilyaletdinov
Fernandes
Gravesen
Drenthe

Beattie
Saha



The problem with picking players like Nyarko and Castillo is that they weren't inconsistent they were just consistently bollocks.
 
Paul Gerrard
Earl Barrett
Joey Yobo
Craig Short
Sandro Pistone
Pat Nevin
Leon Osman
Tommy Graveson
Anders Limpar
Victor Anichebe
Yakubu
 
I wont have anything bad said about Earl Barrett. He is still the best right back we have had for decades
I hated Earl Barrett when I was a lad. I only had a season ticket for one year, and it was the year that useless bag of ****e played every game. If he ever found a blue shirt with a pass I must have missed it.

He didn't even go on Stars in their Eyes as Marvin Gaye either, that was just a Wikipedia spoof.
 

I hated Earl Barrett when I was a lad. I only had a season ticket for one year, and it was the year that useless bag of ****e played every game. If he ever found a blue shirt with a pass I must have missed it.

He didn't even go on Stars in their Eyes as Marvin Gaye either, that was just a Wikipedia spoof.

I thought he was a massive let down, I was chuffed when we signed him.
 
I thought he was a massive let down, I was chuffed when we signed him.
I swear we had another half decent right back at the time as well, but whoever it was couldn't get a look in past Barrett (I'm sure it was someone better than Matt Jackson, but maybe it was him). Didn't Barrett get a few England caps before he signed for us? What happened to him?

I thought Abel Xavier was consistently boss for us for a while, he only gets remembered as a punchline because of his hair and the fact he was ****e for the RS and we don't dare admit our best player for the previous year couldn't displace Vegard Heggem.
 
In the words of my Dad:

"I lost all respect for Abel Xavier when I walked through town and saw him through the window of a beautician's getting a manicure."
 
---------------------------------Mimms

--Kenny Sansom (ha ha)----Carl Tiler-----Xavier------Naysmith

----Alexanderson ------- Ebbrell-------Collins ------------- Beagrie

--------------------Straq------------Angell (he was great for one game against norwich i think, then it all went pear shaped)
 

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