You wont belive it.....!!!!

[Muggins]

Got off the train at the same place as always after work. Got in my car and drove home. When i was coming into my road i noticed the police helicopter right over head and pretty low. So im driving down my road and three police car come in right behimd me with lights going off. I then notice a car outside my house and think oh fukk what goin on here..??

I pull up my path and the police all stop outside mine. So i jump out and say waht the fukk is going on. One copper jumps out the car and comes over an says...

"two lads have burgled someones house down the road and they were last seen in mine or close to back gardens"

They had been getting chased for at least 20 mins. So i asked if they wanted to come through my house and in to the garden to see whats what....

So they came through and had a look around and they couldn't see anything the copter was right above and it looked like the lads had got away. Then i noticed the lock of my shed on the floor and the wood had been riped off. The copper went over and opend the door and the two of them were in there. The 1st lad was dragged out and two coppers jumped on him. The last copper ran in to grab the other lad and got chinned right out the door again.

This young ginger kid then lifted....Yes lifted the roof of my shed jumped on the wall and into the next garden. The police have since told me that they got away.

As the lad who got nicked was led out, i leaned over and told him how much of a good job the police had found him as i would have smashed his fukkin head in. And i told him so...

Scary thing is my missus and my daughter had been in the garden when the lads were in there. Looking at the copper above. Let me tell you. if i was frounted by them two lads on my own in the garden and the baby was about. Id have no hesatation in sticking one of my big cooking knifes right in them....

What a night!!!!

Glad you and the family are alright mate. Crazy old night though.

 

[Muggins]

Loving the daft bizzy stories here.

Share your daft bizzy stories everyone.

I'm outisde Craven cottage last season. Fresh from watching someone get a £50 on the spot fine on Street Crime UK the previous night for throwing a ciggy on the floor in the street..

So I politely asked one of the coppers if there was a bin available to extinguish my ciggerette. Only to be told. "Throw it on the floor"...

Woah woah woah. WTF?

I told him what i'd seen on 'reality' tv.

His response..."put it in your pocket then"...I suppose directing me to the nearest bin was too much hassle.

Now that..... is care in the community.

 

[faddy the blue]

Hope you're doing alright there. This is just crazy. Had that happened in the house of big dunc, you don't the coppers or anyone for that matter.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Had some fun next door last night.

We've had words about noise and wakin' the kids up at 3.30 then 5 am etc, and they said they hadn't realised, benefit of doubt was afforded to them.

Last night I heard the chopper so had a butchers out of the window, at that point the lad next door arrived with 2 others and he said "that was close, hope that's not lookin for us" it wasn't, not lookin cos it had followed them from wherever they had been, which I suspect involved the passing of £20 notes and little cling-film thingies.

ffw 3 minutes, and there's Babylon all over the feck'n shop, I heard my gate scrape open so goes out and there's a roz in the back garden... promptly asked what the feck he was doin and to get the feck out, he was a bodie and doyle traffic prick who informed me that he could go where he wanted, I informed him that given that he wasn't after anyone in my place and thgat it is private property he could kindly do one before he woke up all my kids and caused them distress.

A lad got carted away in ziptags and lady blahblah was out the back cryin' her eyes out... she'll be feck'n bawlin again when I see her the brassy cow.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Sounds like fun that mate.

Arnt coppers pricks sometimes...

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Sounds like fun that mate.

Arnt coppers pricks sometimes...

He certainly was, no kind of apology or anythin' just "I can do what I want I'm police"

TIT.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Reids, you coming the Spellow today lad?

We'll be there early like.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Reids, you coming the Spellow today lad?

We'll be there early like.

I am, we need to get everyone singing there and in the mood, as opposed to all standing round grumbling and then transferring that tension into the ground, gonna get in there a bit earlier today though as it's the lads 1st Derby.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

He certainly was, no kind of apology or anythin' just "I can do what I want I'm police"

TIT.

And then they wonder why people don't want anything to do with them

 

[Clint Planet]

Blimey, I've only just read Sharpy's initial post on this thread. F/ck me! I'd have shat myself. Hope you're all ok today, especially your missus and girl. Keep an eye on them for PTSD.

 

[chicoazul]

Ask them for discount when he gets bailed mate, as compensation for waking you up.

Alright, well ask for me like.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Had some fun next door last night.

We've had words about noise and wakin' the kids up at 3.30 then 5 am etc, and they said they hadn't realised, benefit of doubt was afforded to them.

Last night I heard the chopper so had a butchers out of the window, at that point the lad next door arrived with 2 others and he said "that was close, hope that's not lookin for us" it wasn't, not lookin cos it had followed them from wherever they had been, which I suspect involved the passing of £20 notes and little cling-film thingies.

ffw 3 minutes, and there's Babylon all over the feck'n shop, I heard my gate scrape open so goes out and there's a roz in the back garden... promptly asked what the feck he was doin and to get the feck out, he was a bodie and doyle traffic prick who informed me that he could go where he wanted, I informed him that given that he wasn't after anyone in my place and thgat it is private property he could kindly do one before he woke up all my kids and caused them distress.

A lad got carted away in ziptags and lady blahblah was out the back cryin' her eyes out... she'll be feck'n bawlin again when I see her the brassy cow.

You been on Lock Stock mate?

 

[Robert Jarvis]

Matt dead right Sharpy do a Fergie on them. BTW kick their f***ing balls so hard they will not be able to pass on their towrag genes.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

You been on Lock Stock mate?

Is that where Boltons ground is ?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Been getting collared by all the other neighbours, and given more info about what they could see, apparently when the copper was at the door there was one doin' a bunk over the back fence. Yeah mate, that 'copter is just up there with sightsee'ers lookin' at all the lights, they located them from the heat of the bonnet in the 1st place so like they couldn't see him climbing the back fence.....into a coppers garden btw, chopper copper lives round the corner as well so didn't even need to look at the map to know where the lid was. Neighbour said they were peein' when they saw me tellin' the roz to get the feck out of my garden and to do one.

Anyways, this is what happens when you get beak'eds move in.
Gonna put the shoites up them though by saying that someone has tipped me off that is a magistrate, and has signed a surveillance warrant for a house in our st (my mates dads drinking partner does actually do that), then I'll tell them about the cameras that can be hidden in plug sockets and light fittings etc, I will make it so that they never get any of their mates round again.
Might put some dome cameras up, and say that the kind police have installed them at a discount and monitor them, due to what they have described as undesirable behaviour in the neighbourhood.
It's that or have them Tw@ted.