you know your getting old when ...

[jaspercabbage]

Grey pubes!

 

[JLW]

When you get out of bed or off the couch with small intervals in between

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

When a fit bird doesn't even notice your existence.

 

[Donald Twain]

When a fit bird doesn't even notice your existence.

A sad day that!

 

[atrottel]

When a fit bird doesn't even notice your existence.

...and you are embarrassed about thinking she is fit because she could be young enough to be your granddaughter.

 

[COYBL25]

When you stop going to weddings and Christenings and start going to more and more funerals.

 

[Westend Blue]

When the young folks use words such as fleek, Fam, blud, squad ect and I feel like a gawking idiot trying to figure out what they mean. I'm 23 ffs can't be out the loop already

 

[Westend Blue]

Oh and another 18 year olds are starting to appear to young for you

 

[Ball Horse Eyes]

When the young folks use words such as fleek, Fam, blud, squad ect and I feel like a gawking idiot trying to figure out what they mean. I'm 23 ffs can't be out the loop already

"Blud? No one says that any more, cuz."

 

[jonesey10]

When you go upstairs and forget what you were going up there for, come back down the stairs, sit on the sofa still busting for a Wee.

Forgetting the name of things, I forget the word for fridge the other day!!