You know what really grinds my gears.....

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Those stupid bloody keys on them corn beef tins.....why o why were they invented, the little bugger has just sliced my thumb!!!!!
 

Those stupid bloody keys on them corn beef tins.....why o why were they invented, the little bugger has just sliced my thumb!!!!!

To release your trolley at a supermarket. If you havent got a quid. Go in and nick one of them keys and your sound (y)
 
Hannah Montana.
Miley Cyrus.
Billy Ray Cyrus.

Where this family put on Earth for any reason other than to annoy people?
 

emails and texts that get sent to everyone in someones contacts, particularly the text ones, mobiles often have a habit of displaying the first couple of lines of the 'joke' which is usually either racist or sexual.

just what you want displayed on your screen for your kids to read when they inevitably pick up the phone.
one person in particular who is one of the mrs mates sends them endlessly, my gears are well and truly ground and as 1st, 2nd , 3rd, 4th, and even 5th are now well and truly worn down, i will have no option eventually but to get up to full speed with a good run up in overdrive and then mow her down, before putting it into reverse and finishing her off.

*reverse will be used when one of her boyfriends turns out to not be as reflective as her, and i decide to test out out her theory that the jokes aren't racist at all, i won't do it to offend the boyfriend but to let him know what she is like.
 
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