You Just Can't Help

[summerisle]

Kicking an empty can/bottle on the pavement
Having one more pint
Saying England are a waste of space and you'll never watch them again - and you do.
,When any mention of the RS appears, swearing profusely, turning the telly off or having an argument.
Shouting at politician's inanities and their inability to understand that we know that power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Having a late night curry/kebab/Chinese/Indian
Having faith in Everton every season
Moaning about Everton every season
Posting inane threads/posts
Listening to England losing at the cricket world cup, again

And many,many more

 

[ilikecheese]

Bubble wrap...must pop bubble wrap.

 

[summerisle]

Pinching chips

 

[COYBL25]

Secretly blimping birds when out with your missus and paying the consequences when caught !

 

[Boss_Blue]

-Posting on GOT in work.

-Eating a full bag of chocolate eclairs in one sitting.

-Picking scabs.

 

[McBain]

Weeing in the Bath.

 

[Donald Twain]

Standing in dog turd!

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

Missing that bus...

 

[McBain]

Secretly blimping birds when out with your missus and paying the consequences when caught !

Blimping Por Favor?

 

[McBain]

Pushing down all the pop up tabs on a take away cup.

 

[BlueLlama]

Having a sneaky fart just before you get out of a lift.

 

[McBain]

Getting a Bus Boner. Anyone else have this happen?

 

[Sir]

Checking it still works in the morning

Sir

 

[steken1]

Yawning in meetings

 

[Boss_Blue]

Scratching your balls then smelling your fingers...



...what?