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Player Valuation: £70m
Yeah , went to that National thing on 5 live . I go every year . Met Pat Nevin , got him to sign me Hillsboro semi prog' .
Point is , Tony McCoy and Mick Fitz' ARE THE 2 MOST GENUINE LADS , BALLY ASIDE , THAT I HAVE EVER MET .
Remember , this McCoy geezer is Tiger Fukn Woods , Federer . He's so far ahead of the rest , even Ruby , it's not even funny .
Yet , EVERY FUKN YEAR , without fail , HE GOES TO ALDER HEY , after a day's racing , AND THE DAY BEFORE HIS CUP FINAL , and does this radio thing . I've got all kinds of photies with them .
Got another y'day .
He even rode me cousin's horse - my cousin is a Jockey . He's injured . Alberta's Run was Noel's ride . McCoy mentioned him on air .
Fukn POPER LEG' .
I HOPE HE WINS IT . THIS YEAR , NEXT YEAR . I HOPE HE FUKN WINS IT .
TOP FUKN BANANAS .
L.C.A.B. Tips hat to Jockeys .
Oh , and Sharpy , that's why I mssed your call . Drop it down tomorra , kid . I've got a Baby's B'day today - though if you're passing The Hermy , I'll be in there .
Point is , Tony McCoy and Mick Fitz' ARE THE 2 MOST GENUINE LADS , BALLY ASIDE , THAT I HAVE EVER MET .
Remember , this McCoy geezer is Tiger Fukn Woods , Federer . He's so far ahead of the rest , even Ruby , it's not even funny .
Yet , EVERY FUKN YEAR , without fail , HE GOES TO ALDER HEY , after a day's racing , AND THE DAY BEFORE HIS CUP FINAL , and does this radio thing . I've got all kinds of photies with them .
Got another y'day .
He even rode me cousin's horse - my cousin is a Jockey . He's injured . Alberta's Run was Noel's ride . McCoy mentioned him on air .
Fukn POPER LEG' .
I HOPE HE WINS IT . THIS YEAR , NEXT YEAR . I HOPE HE FUKN WINS IT .
TOP FUKN BANANAS .
L.C.A.B. Tips hat to Jockeys .
Oh , and Sharpy , that's why I mssed your call . Drop it down tomorra , kid . I've got a Baby's B'day today - though if you're passing The Hermy , I'll be in there .