2020/21 Yannick Bolasie

[Death]

The utter state of this.

The dog poo scoop. Throws them off everytime.

 

[MikeH72]

The dog poo scoop. Throws them off everytime.

The best thing is it led to absolutely nothing.

 

[Death]

The best thing is it led to absolutely nothing.

But that defender will flinch everytime he sees a dog poo fine sign on a poll.

 

[KaiserEFC]

If you follow that up with a rabona or something even if it doesn’t come off you’ll probably get away with it. If you follow it up with a 4 yard pass you should be immediately subbed off and handed your P45. What an absolute belter

 

[Tree13]

What in gods name is that?!

Given his proclivity for seeing out his contract, I'd guess he spotted a pound coin on the ground.

 

[The binman chronicles]

The utter state of this.

It doesn't take much to please them in Middlesborough if that is iconic.

Scrap goal of the season to give him a special award instead.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

It doesn't take much to please them in Middlesborough if that is iconic.

Scrap goal of the season to give him a special award instead.

I can only hope their social media bod is being massively ironic.

 

[Yarrgh]

I was having an absolutely terrible day at work. Then I saw a Bolasie thread being bumped. Now realising that he is still on the books after blanking him from my memory has just made things worse.

He is a free agent at the end of the season isn't he? (crosses fingers and makes 'iconic' poop scooping gesture)

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I was trying to find a video real of him ballsing up tricks, flicks and basic ball control in Everton blue. There is one, possibly deep in this thread. Wanted to share it with Boro via twitter. Iconic, innit.

 

[Bullens Rd]

The irony of him pretending to scoop up some poo and flick it away when that's what we've been trying to do to him for three years.

 

[Bigduke1234]

Surely he’s paying homage to Tony allcock the crown green legend?

 

[maccavennie]

I just don't get it, it ain't a skill to brush the grass with your hand is it?

What would have happened if the opposition player went to smash the ball out of play and smashed right through his hand/arm and fractured it?

He's a bit of a tit really isn't he.

 

[blueconverse]

Footy is about being entertained and that poop scoop has frigging tickled me.

 

[MikeH72]

The irony of him pretending to scoop up some poo and flick it away when that's what we've been trying to do to him for three years.

Fully chuckling at this Butters.

 

[messymascot]

I'm not sure they know what a poop scoop is in Middlesbrough.