Xmas Eve WHAT Thread

[Goat]

Whats everybody doing then? Plans? Ive gotta bath some brats, get them to bed, go my Mums pick up some presents, then laugh as my Missus gets stressed trying to wrap them. Then open up my bottle of Advocaat, my big old bag of green and insult my fellow Evertonians.

Plans lads? And of course lovely lasses.

 

[Lien]

Not a lot tonight, just quiet night in with a few beers. Family dominates the next couple of days, just enjoying the time off really. Plenty of drink to be consumed over the next few days.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Whats everybody doing then? Plans? Ive gotta bath some brats, get them to bed, go my Mums pick up some presents, then laugh as my Missus gets stressed trying to wrap them. Then open up my bottle of Advocaat, my big old bag of green and insult my fellow Evertonians.

Plans lads? And of course lovely lasses.

Nothing really, except waiting for those insults, with a glass of Southern Comfort next to me. There's always Southern Comfort.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Advocaat? You sick liquid egg drinking fairy. Are you going to have a snowball?

I'm going to get the missus from work, and try and resist her wanting to open any of her christmas/birthday (same day) presents. Might have a vodka or two and then probably an earlyish night.

 

[chicoazul]

Enjoy some time off, going to eat some boss food later - watch Its a Wonderful Life for the first time - and have a few drinks to get into the Christmas cheer.
I'm all on my own, Im going to watch some porn and possibly weep myself to sleep.

 

[Goat]

No snowballs, I forgot the lemonade.
Porn is great really isnt it.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Enjoy some time off, going to eat some boss food later - watch Its a Wonderful Life for the first time - and have a few drinks to get into the Christmas cheer.
I'm all on my own, Im going to watch some porn and possibly weep myself to sleep.

Make sure you watch It's A Wonderful Life all the way through. It's a thing of beauty that film.

 

[heatmeiser]

Just about to cook an amazing meal (hopefully), involving shellfish and pheasant.

Then I have a roomful of alcohol to consume, already started, which is bad news for the pheasant.

Supposed to be going for a few beers later but everytime I mention it the mrs glares at me in that 'Just you fecking dare' way that only women can.

I play RoShamBo (aka rock paper scissors) to decide who bathes the child. The mrs still hasn't worked out that she will never ever beat me due to my Derren Brown style skills. I occassionally 'let' her win just to keep her from being suspicious.

Then family dominates for the next few tedious days.
I fapped to some jailbait girl dressed as an elf last night. My Yuletide wank is complete.

 

[Goat]

I thought it was just me that hated the whole "family Christmas thing", im glad there are other Anti-Socilists amongst us. I just wanna see the kids, the Missus, My Mum, My Nan, everyone else, its meh.

 

[chicoazul]

Make sure you watch It's A Wonderful Life all the way through. It's a thing of beauty that film.

Thanks mate, looking forward to it.
could I burp the worm over this film at any point?

 

[GhostOfDixie]

I thought it was just me that hated the whole "family Christmas thing", im glad there are other Anti-Socilists amongst us. I just wanna see the kids, the Missus, My Mum, My Nan, everyone else, its meh.

Go and sit in the corner with Davek!!!!
oh and heat? what elf is this???

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Thanks mate, looking forward to it.
could I burp the worm over this film at any point?

As long as you don't imagine the actresses as they have looked in the past 10 years.

Although if Zsa Zsa Gabor was in it, I would well do it.

 

[Goat]

Sorry, I just dont like people.
My Missus said some quite tidy girl in her work, with massive and I mean massive funbags has bought a Rampant Rabbit for Xmas, I havent had the chance to really "take" that in. Things like that should be thought of in relaxing time, alone, naked.

 

[daza_1973]

Thanks mate, looking forward to it.
could I burp the worm over this film at any point?

If you manage to - that would be a christmas first indeed !!!

 

[heatmeiser]

As long as you don't imagine the actresses as they have looked in the past 10 years.

Although if Zsa Zsa Gabor was in it, I would well do it.

Got me thinking of the best Christmas film now. Gremlins or Home Alone, theres a thread somewhere, way too lazy to look for it though.
Some free site LEGAL thing, probably met-art. I managed it to Shrek once, anything is possible.