Xmas Eve Bellends.

[Vim Fuego]

All i can see are swarms of bellends carrying shopping, looking anxious,on the brink of a heart attack, just because some shops close for two days.

Get a [Poor language removed] grip you festive fuckwits.

 

[Goat]

[Poor language removed] Christmas! My girlfriend got told yesterday that they have sold the company and she is out of job, her last day was today. Happy Christmas? YEA RIGHT!

So if anybody wants to pay our mortgage next year PM me.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Jesus! That's terrible news mate,i hope she finds something quick,try to keep your chins* up and don't let the horrible news ruin your time together over christmas.

*I meant both of you keep your chins up, i'm not suggesting that you're a bacon belly with several chins.

 

[coyney]

I have been to get essentials this morning and its done my head in.the hustle and bustle in a food store for gods sake I only wanted bread and milk but the big Tesco in the swan is my nearest shop never again

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Have to admit that when i went to Asda earlier it wasn't quite as bad as i thought it was gonna be.

Had the usual fair share of idiots who park their trolley in the middle of the [Poor language removed] aisle though.

 

[Goat]

Jesus! That's terrible news mate,i hope she finds something quick,try to keep your chins* up and don't let the horrible news ruin your time together over christmas.

*I meant both of you keep your chins up, i'm not suggesting that you're a bacon belly with several chins.

I love bacon me.

 

[Vim Fuego]

I saw two unrelated women arguing over yoghurts in Asda on Monday,honestly,the way people are panick buying would give the impression that the end was nigh.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

bargain booze is open tomorrow, so you can sup both days supply tonight

just been to lidl for the "bits" got some Hoegarden for tonight, just a couple as will be up about an hour after goin' to bed no doubt, i have some murphy's as well.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I went at half eight this morning to get my bird something off the baby because I thought it wouldn't be as packed, boy was I wrong. You'd think there was a war on or summet the things people were buying