Would You
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Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View
deffo the x-ray eyes.
unless invisibility is on the list.
either of them and the arm would develop itself
unless invisibility is on the list.
either of them and the arm would develop itself
X-ray eyes for sho.
I'm sure I started a thread of ages ago called 'Would you rather...'. Glad to see the tradition continued.
I think mine was Would you rather.... have legs for arms or arms for legs?
It's a tricky decision.
I'm sure I started a thread of ages ago called 'Would you rather...'. Glad to see the tradition continued.
I think mine was Would you rather.... have legs for arms or arms for legs?
It's a tricky decision.
Whitebootman
Player Valuation: £35m
X-Ray eyes from the list, but I'd rather have a Goblin Teasmaid.
*awaits innuendo.
*awaits innuendo.
Cahill's Metatarsal
Player Valuation: £15m
If he created 25 in a week all based around the same idea "x or y" then I'm pretty sure they would be moaned about too.
Anyway, legs for arms or arms for legs?
Cahill's Metatarsal
Player Valuation: £15m
Arms for legs
Rugby Toffee
Player Valuation: £60m
Do more with my arms than legs these days
Would you rather have little heads on the end of your fingers that screamed and moaned at you all day long or normal hands and fingers attached to your forehead that just flapped about all day like two sick kittens?
Rugby Toffee
Player Valuation: £60m
ummm the latter maybe...do you get a test drive?
No. I don't think you'd be able to drive with heads on your fingers as they'd be too distracting. I'm also pretty sure the flapping-sick-kittenlike-hands would obstruct your vision.
I'd go for the screaming head fingers myself. It would be a good laugh in the pub, and if they really annoyed you, you could drown them in your pint.. actually you'd need 2 pints. Or maybe put a thick pair of gloves on.
Or surgical gloves if you were feeling particularly sadistic. Knowing my luck, I'd end up with screaming-head-fingers that were into BDSM and latex and they'd love the surgical gloves.
I'd go for the screaming head fingers myself. It would be a good laugh in the pub, and if they really annoyed you, you could drown them in your pint.. actually you'd need 2 pints. Or maybe put a thick pair of gloves on.
Or surgical gloves if you were feeling particularly sadistic. Knowing my luck, I'd end up with screaming-head-fingers that were into BDSM and latex and they'd love the surgical gloves.
Grogtank
Player Valuation: £750k
Bionic Arms because you can do more than wankin with them arms! lol I'm sure Sir Winston would agree.
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This thread is hilarious.
Definately x-ray vision.
Definately x-ray vision.
Why would you want a bionic arm for playing with your todger, when you could ask for a bionic dick to be wankd?
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