Would you rather? (might become unsafe for work)

[Stoic Ape]

Am sure you all know how to play. Ill start out by saying "Would you rather ____ or ____? The next person chooses one of the options and possibly give your reasons. Then posts his/her own "would you rather?"

Would you rather the RS win the league or get bummed by a tramp? :dancing:

dont all rush at once to answer this one hah

 

[Cena]

Defo bummed by a tramp, i didnt even have to think.

Are we passing a question on for the next person, is that how it works?

Who would you rather bum....Danny or Dylan?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Danny is more of a twink, but Dylan will have more 'receiving' experience due to his previous career as a submariner.

It'd have to be danny as his effeminate hairdressers persona is almost like him being a bird.

would you rather....

be in Kenwrights position, or share a cell with Gary Glitter ?

 

[RFUS]

They both sound like fun, Reidy. I'd go for GG. I reckon I can fend him off.



Would you rather do it with a supermodel -- and subsequently contract herpes -- or do it with Mrs Doyle?

 

[BlueTak]

I'll take the herpes.

Would you rather masturbate in a hot tub full of other masturbating GOT members or take origami classes with Steven Gerrard.

 

[RFUS]

I'll take the herpes.

Would you rather masturbate in a hot tub full of other masturbating GOT members or take origami classes with Steven Gerrard.

I do the first one every other sunday anyway, so that.


See you there XX





Would you rather run naked through the city centre on a cold day, or be beaten up in public by a female dwarf?

 

[Stoic Ape]

run naked through the city centre on a cold day, when your hung like me the weather dont make a bit of difference.
would you rather have a penis on your forehead or have balls on your earlobes?

 

[Lynne x]

run naked through the city centre on a cold day, when your hung like me the weather dont make a bit of difference.
would you rather have a penis on your forehead or have balls on your earlobes?

Balls on my earlobes, theres enough d*ckheads around already.

would you rather give birth or have man flu ?? xx

 

[RFUS]

Balls on my earlobes, theres enough d*ckheads around already.

would you rather give birth or have man flu ?? xx

Give birth. Scientists have proven that man flu is 54.6% more painful than giving birth, and science does not lie.


Would you rather cut off your middle finger, or watch Everton get relegated?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

give birth, it looks a doddle.

eat dogshoite or catshoite ?

 

[BigBlueConk]

Balls on my earlobes, theres enough d*ckheads around already.

would you rather give birth or have man flu ?? xx

Defo rather give birth as women obviosly make a big deal out of something natural!

So would you rather be invisible or have x-ray eyes??!!

 

[Nordecke]

Defo rather give birth as women obviosly make a big deal out of something natural!

So would you rather be invisible or have x-ray eyes??!!

X ray eyes, would go good with my other super powers..

Would you rather stay on a bus filled with naked men, or get off?

 

[Alio]

Defo rather give birth as women obviosly make a big deal out of something natural!

So would you rather be invisible or have x-ray eyes??!!

Invisible.......you can factually see naked people that way. X-ray eyes means you only see bones n stuff. Heat told me you need perv-vision to see peoples naughty bits, he knows

Would you rather make love to an alsatian, or have sex (with a human) but your mom is looking you in the eye throughout, and she looks impressed?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

X ray eyes, would go good with my other super powers..

Would you rather stay on a bus filled with naked men, or get off?

stay on so that I could get off.

 

[Stoic Ape]

i cant pm my post count aint high enough!

Dogshoit, cat shoit is just beyond!

would you rather listen to electric 6 - gaybar or cheeky girls - touch my bum? for 48 hours solid