Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Tom Davies had to take in his own tea bags because they have too fancy tea at the club.I wanna know what the poor tea ladies and cleaners have done wrong?
Well???
And all the bleach has had to be compensated in case the hordes of angry bleach guzzling fans broke in, so the cleaners haven't been as effective as they would like to be. Also they can't get rid of the persistent gravy stains from the manager's office after Big Fat Scam's reign of terror.