worst xmas pressies

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Does what it says on the tin!

The mother bought me a bottle of Cool Water coz she knows I can't stand the stuff and thought it'd be funny :/
 


I got a pack of 5 hankies.

Do I look like the kind of person that uses hankies? Well you wouldn't know admittedly... but....

I once got a metal snowman ornament. That was definitely the weirdest.
 
Stuff from the pound shop that you know is from the pound shop. You pretend not to know, and pretend it's a great present. While all the time thinking "you cheap bast*rds, i spent a fortune on you"
 

Oh the worst thing ever.

A giant plastic Carlsberg can/money box (from the pound shop).

Thing is, my then 4 year old daughter picked it out specially. So instead of burning it, I hid it in my bedroom.
 
My dad's wife knows I don't drink bold roast coffee (I like the caffeine of medium and light roast), made many, many comments to that effect, so she gets me a bag of EXTRA BOLD roast.

Tastes like dirt.
 
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