Worst things in the world

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chicoazul

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Biting your lip then repeatedly biting your lip because it's swollen in the same place.

Being in a rush and not finding matching socks.

Missing two consecutive green lights by seconds.

Cramp in the morning when you stretch your leg.

Licorice.
 

Sitting down for the morning constitutional to find out after a messy event that your wife used the last bits of toilet paper and failed to replace the roll...

And she's not home to fetch it and receive the chiding she deserves.
 
Licorice. That spelling looks wrong. Maybe it's just me.

The one that has been constantly catching me out this last month is making a cup of tea and opening the fridge only to find there's no milk.
 
Standing on lego

Convincing yourself at 2 in the morning there's a massive spider in your bed and not being able to go back to sleep

Having to get passport photos done

Hangovers despite hardly drinking

Coconut. Vile stuff.
 

drivers who stay in the right hand lane driving at 45 mph because they are turning right in 10 minutes time

super aids
 
Licorice. That spelling looks wrong. Maybe it's just me.

It's not just you. It's "liquorice". Not an easy one mind, and in other countries they do spell it as per the earlier post.

My pet hates are bad manners, the woefully poor standard of driving on UK roads, Policemen with superiority complexes despite the fact most of them can't spell, unnecessarily convoluted job application forms and treading on an upturned plug.

Hot on the heels of the above I would place Tulisa, Rugby League and pizzas devoid of pineapple.
 

Biting your lip then repeatedly biting your lip because it's swollen in the same place.

Being in a rush and not finding matching socks.


Missing two consecutive green lights by seconds.

Cramp in the morning when you stretch your leg.

Licorice.

Fashionista, bet your well the wine bar type as well.

-Back to real life with a bump on returning from a great holiday.
-Tax returns.
-Suck up snides at work.
-Drunken sleep dry mouth.
-Rubbers.
 
Just needing Man City not to win the last game of the season to win over £2k and constantly having to watch some sort of image from the game nearly every bloody day since. Bitter.
 
good shout on the bad manners, gets my grill all angry that does. hand in hand with screaming kids with parents gently stroking them making shush noises- stop poluting my fecking ears and remove your brats from public areas. maybe its a generation thing but my dad used to say when i cried " do you want something to cry about?" worked every time.
 
Standing on lego.

Taking a glance around the front room just before you turn the lights off, trying to memorise just where the lego bits are, cos you cant be arsed to pick them up, then turning the lights off... then, trying to walk across the room avoiding the lego like its a challange on 'the cube' or something.. only to fail with epic pain resulting !
 

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