Worst Pain

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bluejock said:
The umbrella?

Christ that was the worst thing that's ever been done to me, ever.
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Yeah that.

I wasn't fully prepared for what was about to happen. And basically fainted due to shock.

And then they wanted me to pee into a pot. Unreal. I could barely walk let alone pee straight.
 
Del said:
Smashed a bird once and bent my nob in half, Heard a sort of crunch sound but carried on anyway as I was twisted

Woke in the morning to a nob the colour of purple aki's finger and balls the size of grape fruits

Turned out I had ruptured the viens in my sack/nob, Spent 2 nights in hospital and had to have my balls in a sling for 2 weeks
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thought you allways had a full sack lad
 

heatmeiser said:
Having a dental abscess is the worst I've ever experienced. They can't take the tooth out until the abscess goes away. Plus they always seem to come around christmas or some time when everything is shut.

I had one on each side once. Looked like i had golf balls in my cheeks. Horrible, horrible pain. Can't eat, sleep or even talk. If I had a shotgun I would have gladly blown my head off.

Makes a kick in the happy sacks seem like a cheese sandwich.
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Abcess, wow, they hurt like [Poor language removed]

I got an abcess below my wisdom tooth, it all happened to flair up after a night out. I literally woke up to a dull ache, and the absolute inability to open my mouth. The abcess had travelled and infected the joint of my jaw, locking my mouth shut, making it impossible to eat without the aid of a straw. I waited a week for it to die down (such is my fear of dentists) and lost about 2 stone, before I went to A&E. I got kept in and shipped off to Fazakerley, 5 days later, still in hospital they operated. Due to the jaw being still locked shut, they had to operate by approaching my wisdom tooth through my neck, cutting through the underside of my face (the soft part of the neck) so the scar wouldn't be visable, opening up the entire gum-line and removing it through the hole. I had to then spend a further week with a piece of corregated plastic in the would to prevent it from healing while draining out the infection. That hurt a bit.

I have also had a full ACL rupture, and had a bone plug in my Fibia and Femur to replace the Ligament with shavings of my hamstring. That was surprisingly, not even slightly painful when compared to actually dislocating my knee which led to it happening. Running down the wing, turned (Astro Turf) trainers stuck, knee popped out, took another step, put knee back in, collapsed. Ruptured ACL.

Also, when they were doing the x-rays prior to that operation, they discovered that I had actually fractured my leg in the past, I can remember the tackle that did it, I was playing in net, so played the fional 20 minutes. Entire leg was black by the time I got into the changing rooms, never realised I'd fractured it though. It hurt most at training on teh Tuesday after, I HAD to stop then, just kicking the ball hurt like hell.

Never had earache though, I believe that hurts like a bitch.
 
McQueen said:
Ear infection is still the worst pain, but I went into anaphylactic shock once and that was the scariest. Just felt my tongue swelling to the point of choking me and my throat getting smaller and smaller... Then I fainted and when I woke up the nice doctors had saved me :)
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Do you need to carry an Epi-pen?
 

Got to say theres somethings in this thread that I have had , Gout thats painful, snip not bad but the infection afterwards was awful. I ended up in hospital for 4 days on a drip they were talking about cutting one of my nuts off because the anti biotics weren't getting rid of the swelling/infection.Pluerisy had that hurts like a bitch wanted to die and thought i was . Quinsy throat was closing up couldnt swallow food or even a drink. Broken wrist playing football in the park rode my bike home didn't get it checked out for a couple of days that hurt.
But the worst was having my tonsils out at 53 farkinhell that was truly painful the earache and headache and the friggin earache oh yeah I got earache as well the pain was terrible the drugs they give you are brilliant if you've had gall stones or childbirth or some other minor medical ailment but s#$t for the radiated pain from older men having a tonsillectomy.
 
I ha pleurisy once. got rushed into hospital about 2 in the morning cos I couldn't breath ...... they stuck me on all kinds of monitors, told me I had pleurisy, gave me some antibiotics and sent me home. I was back at work the next day cos i'm a double hard mofo...( more like a stupid mofo ) cos I became ill again and got rushed back haha, the pain is awful, you do actually think you are gonna die lol.
 
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