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[video=youtube;kA5GkLM5C7M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA5GkLM5C7M[/video]
worst music performance ever?
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[video=youtube;zTbjLOem2Qg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTbjLOem2Qg&feature=related[/video]
I'll see your Army Ja Danny and Gregorius and raise you a Complete:
[video=youtube;ukjnrXTTvPY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY[/video]
I will rundown the exact feelings you will feel when you watch this.
1. Curiosity. When the singer, Curtis starts addressing the crowd, you're thinking, okay, here's your regular band interacting with the audience.
2. The Hat. You're thinking, "anyone with a Dr. Seuss 'Cat In The Hat' chapeau had better, like, ROCK"
3. "Hey Sparky!", you're thinking you're having a good laugh to yourself, but maybe these guys just roll that way, you know, part showman, kinda goofy.
4. The intro bass line is kinda wobbly, and you're thinking that "this is an amateur bass player", but ironically, you're not prepared for the impending climactic buildup of suck. It's sort of the calm before the storm.
5. Guitars and drums kick in and you're thinking, "what the ****? Are these like, four bands or four members all playing different songs or something?"
6. "Hoogiehooooogie BOOOOOOGIE laaaaaaaahhaaaahahhaaaand" vocal snarls will have you rolling in comedic hysteria for awhile.
7. Morbid curiosity as to how possibly "complete"-ly bad that this band can possibly be and finish off listening to the whole song.
Complete are internet legends. In all of my 35 years on this planet, I've yet to see one band so willfully and naively ignorant of how terrible they are. But it's their enthusiasm in NOT knowing how bad that they are that makes it so funny and entertaining. And they're just all givin' it, you know, their all in their own little world, hahaaaa. "Bad band doing 'The Final Countdown' " doesn't even compare.....Complete would blow them off the stage in a battle of the worst band ever.
[video=youtube;ukjnrXTTvPY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY[/video]
I will rundown the exact feelings you will feel when you watch this.
1. Curiosity. When the singer, Curtis starts addressing the crowd, you're thinking, okay, here's your regular band interacting with the audience.
2. The Hat. You're thinking, "anyone with a Dr. Seuss 'Cat In The Hat' chapeau had better, like, ROCK"
3. "Hey Sparky!", you're thinking you're having a good laugh to yourself, but maybe these guys just roll that way, you know, part showman, kinda goofy.
4. The intro bass line is kinda wobbly, and you're thinking that "this is an amateur bass player", but ironically, you're not prepared for the impending climactic buildup of suck. It's sort of the calm before the storm.
5. Guitars and drums kick in and you're thinking, "what the ****? Are these like, four bands or four members all playing different songs or something?"
6. "Hoogiehooooogie BOOOOOOGIE laaaaaaaahhaaaahahhaaaand" vocal snarls will have you rolling in comedic hysteria for awhile.
7. Morbid curiosity as to how possibly "complete"-ly bad that this band can possibly be and finish off listening to the whole song.
Complete are internet legends. In all of my 35 years on this planet, I've yet to see one band so willfully and naively ignorant of how terrible they are. But it's their enthusiasm in NOT knowing how bad that they are that makes it so funny and entertaining. And they're just all givin' it, you know, their all in their own little world, hahaaaa. "Bad band doing 'The Final Countdown' " doesn't even compare.....Complete would blow them off the stage in a battle of the worst band ever.
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Mutzo Nutzo
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I once saw Badly Drawn Boy live at the Melkweg in Amsterdam a few years back. He was pissed before he even came on stage - Got about 15 minutes into a pretty shakey set, (the band were all hammered as well, and had problems standing up let alone performing.
Anyways Damon got half-way through pissing in the wind when he suddenly stops singing, sits down, pulls out a massive spliff, lights up, and after 2 or 3 drags collpased into a coma
That was it!!!!
Anyways Damon got half-way through pissing in the wind when he suddenly stops singing, sits down, pulls out a massive spliff, lights up, and after 2 or 3 drags collpased into a coma
That was it!!!!
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