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Worst goal celebrations

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Just seen a picture of Gareth Bale doing that annoying heart-shaped hand thing when he celebrates a goal. It got me thinking about the worst celebrations I could think of - ones that make you want to shout w@nker at the telly

Bale is currently #1.
Heskey and his DJ-ing
Suarez (and unfortunately Mirallas) with his thumb in mouth

I thought I cold think of more, but I am currently blinded by Bale's celebration

Personally I prefer a simple arms in the air and see what happens, not some stupid pre-conceived **** (unless it's funny)
 

Mine the other day.

Went to celebrate then realised my goal had made it 4-1 and thought '**** look cool'. No one bought it.
 
I remember despising that lee sharpe elvis corner flag celebration and the shearer arm raise irritated me for some unknown reason.

In a long and incredibly poor career scored two goals one from a scrambled corner where I went absolutely berserk and one from distance that looked brilliant but was pure good luck where I adopted the cool as **** cantona nod. Both really embarrassing so it's fortunate I never scored many
 

Klinsmann diving like a bell at Spurs was very annoying.

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I just like good old fashioned go nuts celebrations. The classic body pile on. The shirt off. The arms in the air running around.

Absolutely hate the zany ones!
 

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