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[chicoazul]

BONG.


Loads of people are freezing in Europe as Russia finds some snide reason to block the oil pipe off to Ukraine who they accuse of nicking some as it goes through the country but everyone knows its because theyre anxious as Ukraine have NATO ambitions and they tried to poison that new president who liked the colour yellow but they failed and left him with a face that looks half margarita pizza half moon surface.


BONG...

 

[neonleon]

[Poor language removed] me I thought trevor Mcdonald was on the forum then...uncanny.

 

[Goat]

BONG, yes please.

 

[Bundy]

An emu got stabbed at the zoo.

 

[TX Bill]

I'm sure someone will blame George Bush.

Hurry, only a few more days left.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Dubya has encouraged our fixation with oil and gas to continue, thus deepening Europe's reliance on Russian supplies, especially since he bombed Iraq and made the Middle East hate us so. There y'go Bill

 

[GhostOfDixie]

BONG.


Loads of people are freezing in Europe as Russia finds some snide reason to block the oil pipe off to Ukraine who they accuse of nicking some as it goes through the country but everyone knows its because theyre anxious as Ukraine have NATO ambitions and they tried to poison that new president who liked the colour yellow but they failed and left him with a face that looks half margarita pizza half moon surface.


BONG...

People in Europe are freezing? My god this can only mean one thing.

More immigrants please. Can we? Can I have more arrogant ignorant foreign people from Eastern Europe? Great, they really make my day go with a swing.

 

[McBain]

Eastern Europe is a hotbed of awesomely hot female tennis players. Send them our way if you dont want.

World news... Shark attacks seem to be the go at the moment.

JOINT....

 

[chicoazul]

BONG...

Unlucky. Hope she gets better like.

BBC NEWS | Americas | Record nails broken in car crash

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

bong

Woman Defends Gothic Cat Piercing

Cat Piercing: US Woman Defends Business Saying Animals Were Well Looked After And Happy | World News | Sky News___

hot knife

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

bong

Woman Defends Gothic Cat Piercing

Cat Piercing: US Woman Defends Business Saying Animals Were Well Looked After And Happy | World News | Sky News___

hot knife

Only in America could this happen This is the country that marries pets FFS

 

[gordonjblair]

BONG

There seem to be an awful lot of aircraft mishaps lately, ever since that disgraced African regime managed to bypass US Security systems, no wait... that was 24

anyway, I ain't getting on no plane

fool

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

BONG

There seem to be an awful lot of aircraft mishaps lately, ever since that disgraced African regime managed to bypass US Security systems, no wait... that was 24

anyway, I ain't getting on no plane

fool

*passes glass of milk

 

[Goat]

BONG

There seem to be an awful lot of aircraft mishaps lately, ever since that disgraced African regime managed to bypass US Security systems, no wait... that was 24

anyway, I ain't getting on no plane

fool

I agree, i was thinking this the other day. Planes be falling out the sky all the time, credit crunch affecting staff, which means thinks are getting missed? Who knows.

If only we had Jack to save us.

 

[chicoazul]

BONG.

BBC NEWS | South Asia | Indian charmers want their snakes

Thats that wee dude from the old Bonds on the first picture, top left isnt it?