World Book Day tomorrow -

[Rejected]

My missus just asked me for £30 to give the 3 kids a tenner each so they can buy books in school. She can [Poor language removed] and they can rob the ald biff and chip books instead.

It's a joke isn't it?!

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Yeah but with beetroot or red cabbage?

chips

 

[widnesblue]

It's a joke isn't it?!

Sure is, especially when it's cost around £60 for 3 new outfits! I got a flight and hotel in Warsaw last week for that! Robbing buggers

 

[SerenityNigh]

I'm going to work naked. I'm gonna be the bloke from the Karmasutra.

Not read that book front to back, but aren't there two main characters?

 

[Rejected]

Sure is, especially when it's cost around £60 for 3 new outfits! I got a flight and hotel in Warsaw last week for that! Robbing buggers

Shocking, it really is.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

World Amazon Prime day more like

 

[zzr45]

It's not even worth loading up Facebook this morning, is it?

'Here's little mouthbreather dressed as Ella, from the book about Frozen.'

 

[Caolam]

I am currently reading Bruce Springsteen's book, a real book. Print is light and small for my old eyes particularly by the bedside light. After that I have a book of John Cooper Clark poetry to read.
Can't wait to get back to my kindle books were I can choose the font type and size.
Old age is a terrible thing.

 

[jtl60]

Buying fancy dress costumes!

I'll never get my head around it.

 

[Rejected]

Just glad it's almost over!!

 

[Deleted member 28206]

'' look at me, i've dressed my daughter up as a slut for her upcoming obvious life choices ''

Slutty nurse!

 

[Bungle]

'' look at me, i've dressed my daughter up as a slut for her upcoming obvious life choices ''

Slutty nurse!

*removes bryan from Facebook friends list

 

[Donald Twain]

it was world scouser day yesterday

Did you win ?

 

[dandydan]

Sure is, especially when it's cost around £60 for 3 new outfits! I got a flight and hotel in Warsaw last week for that! Robbing buggers

How much for a brass?

 

[widnesblue]

How much for a brass?

Not got a clue but it was 50 zloty to get in all the strip clubs and "unlimited" drinks!