working with psychos.....

heatmeiser · August 17, 2014

I work with some utter weirdos.

Every time I stand up to do my hourly nostril exercises (lack of oxygen due to chemtrails) the girl opposite stares at me with this psycho expression - like she's eaten a broken sandal or something. Really odd.

There's this other guy that likes to read comics while taking a dump! I once watched him read V for Vendetta from start to finish while sat on the throne! I think it was that anyway, it was difficult to see from my angle but I swear he didn't even poo at all!

Woolly Blue · August 17, 2014

Eric McNamara said:
i'm not stressed at all, i like a bit of peace and quite is all.

What sort of work do you do ? Maybe working from home is an option ?

witchdoc187 · August 17, 2014

i met a girl at a wedding who works in new zealand with sex offenders. she says she loves doing them because they are dirty but some of them make her sick. i cannot describe to you how insane this woman was. i then convinced her my mate was a sex offender so she went and started wobbling her fat butt in his face and wouldnt leave his lap. it takes all sorts i suppose.

Deleted member 28206 · August 17, 2014

Yeah, i work with one who pretended he had a girlfriend, told us all she died of Hodgkins lymphoma and started a Facebook charity page, pretending to be her 'sister' using stolen pictures from girls on the internet he knows.

Genuine story.

toffeepie1878 · August 17, 2014

Woolly Blue said:
What sort of work do you do ? Maybe working from home is an option ?

I do electronic design, so hence the need for peace and quite, the guys opposite me...well f*** knows what they do.

mythbuster · August 17, 2014

Used to work with a lad who had 3 ex birds (serious.) One was deaf and blind, one had Cerebral Palsy and the other had some (unknown to me) mental and physical illness. We were convinced he stalked the hospitals looking for those less fortunate.

heatmeiser · August 17, 2014

Eric McNamara said:
I do electronic design, so hence the need for peace and quite, the guys opposite me...well f*** knows what they do.

I'm gonna go ahead and guess electronic design too mate.

toffeepie1878 · August 17, 2014

well you be wrong, without starting a war i doubt someone in the same profession would get up to cack like that.

orly · August 17, 2014

Another week with the crazies tomorrow... sigh.

At least the worst of them is off until next tuesday.

Woolly Blue · August 17, 2014

Eric McNamara said:
well you be wrong, without starting a war i doubt someone in the same profession would get up to cack like that.

I've worked with a few leccy designers in my time mate. They've all seemed a bit strange to me if I'm being honest.
No offence like.

toffeepie1878 · August 17, 2014

what do you do yourself?

Woolly Blue · August 17, 2014

Eric McNamara said:
what do you do yourself?

Jack of all trades mate.

Physicist by trade .. worked on reactor physics, sub related gubbins, then oil and gas, then coal, then plant reliability / safety stuff, then IT and databases, then back to plant related stuff. Ended up here banning @chicoazul for free.

Funny old world, started off working on a pig farm and on the bins. Trust me, if having some annoying blert get on your mammaries in an office environment is high on the list of your worries then your life is pretty cosy.