Wife causing me to go mad

[Wratho]

So the wife has bugging me about getting a Dempsey Kit. I have told her I will get her a US national team shirt for her with Dempsey on it. She does not like that idea.

So with Fullham coming to Goodison, if Fullham win I do not know if I can keep a damn Fullham kit out of my house now... COYB I need you to win so bad now.....

 

[Frank Drebin]

Get Nik to batter her.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Send Downing around mate, he'll sort her out!!

 

[Wratho]

Send Downing around mate, he'll sort her out!!

First I would have to let that Red S**** into my house and second I would have to let her get close to my wife... Just not going to happen... But I like your effort.

 

[edge]

let her get it then sneak it in the wash, first chance you get with anything were the colours run and blame here for ruining it, failing that first time she wears it say its nice but..........oh it makes you look fat that shirt

 

[ijjysmith]

Could be worse mate.

I just had to watch 2 hours of Dancing on [Poor language removed] Ice.

And The Feldman wasn't even on it.

FFS

 

[edge]

Could be worse mate.

I just had to watch 2 hours of Dancing on [Poor language removed] Ice.

And The Feldman wasn't even on it.

FFS

same mate how boring is that

 

[Royal]

Can't you get her a New England Revolution one with him on the back?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

get her the mingin away one, or last years on the cheap, make sure it's tight too so at least you get some wappage out of it.

 

[peteblue]

let her get it then sneak it in the wash, first chance you get with anything were the colours run and blame here for ruining it, failing that first time she wears it say its nice but..........oh it makes you look fat that shirt

Now that's experience talking.........

 

[Librarian]

Get her the shirt FFS,
then give her one while she's in it
(you wearin' your EFC one)
It'd be 3 points to the blues by my thinkin'

 

[peteblue]

Get Nik to batter her.

Tempura, Buttermilk or Cornmeal......

 

[ijjysmith]

Oh good. Dancing on [Poor language removed] ice (as I now call it) is back on.

 

[TX Bill]

Tell her that you'd love to get her the Fulham kit but that there's a very good likelihood that Dempsey is sold either in Jan or this summer and that you don't want her to have something that's outdated right out of the box. Tell her to hold off until the summer.

So, in that vein, I'd see if she'd go for an Everton shirt with "Hibbert" on the back.

Solid gold and safe.

 

[McBain]

I quite fancy Fulham at the moment TBH