Some advantages of those who are male:
01. Your ass is never a factor in an interview.
02. Your orgasms are real. Always.
03. Your last name stays put.
04. The garage is all yours.
05. Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.
06. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
07. Chocolate is just another snack.
08. You can be president (so far this is a male dominated field)
09. Foreplay is optional.
10. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
11. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
12. You don't give a rat's ass whether someone notices your new haircut.
13. The world is your urinal.
14. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
15. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
16. You don't have to schedule sex, vacations, wearing that new outfit, etc., around your reproductive system.
17. Wrinkles add character.
18. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
19. Wedding Dress $15000; Tux rental $100.
20. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
21. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
22. Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
23. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
24. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
25. Going shirtless in public is perfectly acceptable.
26. One mood, all the time.
01. Your ass is never a factor in an interview.
02. Your orgasms are real. Always.
03. Your last name stays put.
04. The garage is all yours.
05. Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.
06. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
07. Chocolate is just another snack.
08. You can be president (so far this is a male dominated field)
09. Foreplay is optional.
10. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
11. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
12. You don't give a rat's ass whether someone notices your new haircut.
13. The world is your urinal.
14. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
15. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
16. You don't have to schedule sex, vacations, wearing that new outfit, etc., around your reproductive system.
17. Wrinkles add character.
18. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
19. Wedding Dress $15000; Tux rental $100.
20. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
21. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
22. Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
23. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
24. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
25. Going shirtless in public is perfectly acceptable.
26. One mood, all the time.
