Whopper Watch

[GhostOfDixie]

Just driving through the Head with the missus and pulled up at the lights, there was this RS whopper in a white car with all the usual CL trimmings and [Poor language removed]. But inside he had fairy lights attached to the inside roof.

Ok, first of all, why wasn't he watching the game?
Two, why does he have fairy lights?

These people are just incredible, they don't realise how stupid they look half the time.

Me, I don't care that much that we don't win trophies year in year out. I'm just happy being me, and the fact I am not a ****.

Post your Whopper Sightings here. To relieve the tedious boredom that is the transfer window.

 

[a2b chris]

was out at work early saturday morning, (3.30am start). about 10ish i called into maccys by the albert dock. as the girl served me, she said " are you at home as well today?" i was confused until i seen all the rs about me and when i looked down seen i was wearing one of our tops.
quick as a flash i said "no, but im not here on holiday either"
counted minimum of 2 groups of 4 irish rs and family of 5 norwegians (?) all shirted, scarfed and badged, plus at least half a dozen rs shirt wearers who i didnt hear speak

 

[TX Bill]

Now you got me thinking about Burger King.

Thanks Ghost.

 

[Bluelass]

I was in Chester today and while waiting for the bus home I spotted a Kop nob in the usual attire - well this guy must have been seventy if he was a day. The best part was, he had the remains of several different meals down his front (dear me, I hope it was food...)
What a wally.
Do these people ever look in a mirror before they step out of the door?
God knows I'm a right scruff bag around the house but I would never, ever go out anywhere with egg n chips all over my chesticles.

 

[tezzathelezza]

I took pictures last year on the sly of this proper buet! I could not stop laughin at him. it was in the soccer sports by the Reebok Stadium.

Right, he was about 35-40, the black training trackies and the red puffy coachs side line jacket on. Minimum of 5 badges on his cap. He also had a 15year olds bum fluff tash!.

Need to somehow get the pics from my old broken phone. Once again....................

COCK!

 

[Nebbiolo]

I walked past a guy in Sæby a few days ago (North East coast of Denmark). He was clearly a Dane and wearing a Liverpool top. I made eye contact with him and although he looked back he showed no recognition that I had on my Everton baseball cap. That's the thing with the "new" RS fan, he has no concept, understanding or even knowledge of the Everton/Liverpool history/rivalry. The guy probably didn't even know that Everton played in Liverpool or even that Everton existed. Yet he still wore the Liverpool top. Football is changing, at least in the premier league.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

sex....woman

age..... 55+

location.....plank lane, leigh

other info....pregnant, i'd say 7 months, certainly looked to be in the club anyway

additional info.....rough as a bears arse

wearing.....full rs grey away kit


beyond belief.

 

[Dylan]

sex....woman

age..... 55+

location.....plank lane, leigh

other info....pregnant, i'd say 7 months, certainly looked to be in the club anyway

additional info.....rough as a bears arse

wearing.....full rs grey away kit


beyond belief.

Are you sure it wasn't some traveling Norwegian fella?

 

[Bluelass]

sex....woman

age..... 55+

location.....plank lane, leigh

other info....pregnant, i'd say 7 months, certainly looked to be in the club anyway

additional info.....rough as a bears arse

wearing.....full rs grey away kit


beyond belief.

Dear lord, 55+ and pregnant. Yuk!

 

[SuitsBlue]

whopper attitude...

why hasn't the club bought our lamb banana?

 

[a2b chris]

Was working on saturday 7am to 7pm. it took until 5pm to get a scouser in my cab who was going/had been to watch the [Poor language removed]
my whopper watch was:
7 scandinavians
About 15 irish
1 russian
2 from kazikstan (?)
4 south wales
3 cockneys
2 from devon

oh yes i did charge them all extra!