Who would work where?

degsy · January 28, 2015

so long as martinez doesn't get a job managing Everton...oh wait

so long as he isn't manager of Everton in Feb

heatmeiser · January 28, 2015

Conor McAleny could try his hand at being a processing engineer using StarNET or AutoCAD. Not bad money and usually plenty of work, so I hear.

SpurtingLesbian · January 28, 2015

Baines - Napoleonic Infantryman.

SailorBlue · January 28, 2015

Joel Robles & Bryan Oviedo - Bull fighters

Kevin Mirallas - Hairdresser

SailorBlue · January 28, 2015

ToffeeDan said:
From the past:

Big Nev - either as Eddie Yeats impersonator or Binman
Duncan McKenzie - Mini salesman
Abel Xavier - Hairdresser
Andy VDM - Barman
Phil Neville - either as a street Echo salesman or a Policemen on point duty in the middle of the road.

Obviously most of the Dark Side would get a job on Sky Sports or the BBC apart from John Aldridge who could be a Flag Pole Painter and part time rear end of a Pantomine Horse.

Also from the past
Reidy - as an extra (brickie in Boys from the Blackstuff)
Mountfield - Terry's mate in Brookie
John Bailey - Look a like - Tonight Matthew/Harry i'm going to be Leo Sayer

Arteta2391 · January 28, 2015

Stevie P- Street Hustler

blue61 · January 28, 2015

Piennar - battered wives refuge.
Mirallas - popcorn stand.
Martinez - shoe salesman.
Kenwright - used car salesman.
Elstone - orange shop.
Coleman - tarmac yer droive

Lukaku'sLeftTesticle · January 29, 2015

Roberto car salesmen, Besic as his bodyguard when he's not putting hits on people

ToffeeDan · January 29, 2015

Lukaku'sLeftTesticle said:
Roberto car salesmen, Besic as his bodyguard when he's not putting hits on people

Yeah, I can see it now. "Would you like to go for a drive sir?" Instead of heading straight for the town centre and back he'd go by the scenic route and take for ever.. "this is a phenomenal, magnificent car is it not, sir?"

Mo of course would (accidently) trip him up and find out if he had any moolah on him to buy the car.