Who would win in a fight...

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RFUS

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1.) Batman or Spiderman?

2.) Stephen Hawking or Helen Keller?

3.) Chico or BBIMV?


For me:

1.) Batman. Spiderman's a [Poor language removed], and Batman's got arms the size of Distin's schlong.
2.) Helen Keller for me, assuming she's facing the right direction at the start of the fight.
3.) Chico. Well, I say fight, but it would probably just turn into some oily gay wrestling match.


Feel free to add your own.
 

1) Spiderman. As he actually has superpowers. Batman doesn't. Batman and Robin have to be the least "super" hero team of all time.

2) Helen Keller. I assume Hawking would get the first dig in by rolling into her, but after that Keller will have a track on where Hawking is and crush him.

3) Pass. :P I'll make my own up.

Meg Griffin vs. Hayley Smith
 
1) Spiderman. As he actually has superpowers. Batman doesn't. Batman and Robin have to be the least "super" hero team of all time.

2) Helen Keller. I assume Hawking would get the first dig in by rolling into her, but after that Keller will have a track on where Hawking is and crush him.

3) Pass. :P I'll make my own up.

Meg Griffin vs. Hayley Smith



Batman has the best super power of all, mate; money. He can just buy an army of giant glasses to fall on top of Spiderman, trapping the skinny little ****er for good.



And Meg. Because she'd probably fight dirty.
 

Spikerman, all day

Stephen Hawking, he has excellent maneuvering skills and can run Helen Keller over at the start.

BBIMV would win. All Chico would do is try to receive all the punches in his arse.
 
Spikerman, all day

Stephen Hawking, he has excellent maneuvering skills and can run Helen Keller over at the start.

BBIMV would win. All Chico would do is try to receive all the punches in his arse.

1.) Wrong.
2.) Possibly.
3.) Fair enough.
 
Hawkins would convince Charlie Bronson to stand in for him, as the astral alignment decreed it...and the old Bronson would take everyone prisoner ...including himself, then after a 3 day stand-off would release them all in exchange for a big mac and the latest copy of gladiator (gay body building magazine)

***Just my take on stuff***
 

Hawkins would convince Charlie Bronson to stand in for him, as the astral alignment decreed it...and the old Bronson would take everyone prisoner ...including himself, then after a 3 day stand-off would release them all in exchange for a big mac and the latest copy of gladiator (gay body building magazine)

***Just my take on stuff***

I watched that Bronson film the other day. It was ace. And not just because he kept getting his knob out.
 

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