Who would be your team of "naughties."

TX Bill · December 22, 2009

Seeing Bruce's thread made me think of this. Players who've cheated, dived, or were just downright naughty (i.e. a jerk) over the past ten years:

GK - Jens (it's all about me) Lehmann

D - Ben (meet my elbow) Thatcher
D - Jamie (one rule for me, one for everyone else) Carragher
D - Ashley (contracts mean nothing) Cole

M - El Hadj (I'm just a complete ass) Diouf
M - Steven (gone down like he'd been shot) Gerrard
M - Robbie (whiner) Savage
M - Roy (great player but hurting a player on purpose?) Keane
M - Lee (I'll take a swing at anyone, even on my own team) Bowyer

S - Craig (jerk) Bellamy
S - Didier (diver) Drogba

Subs:

Amir (I don't need to report back) Zaki
Mido (I run the show here, not the manager)
Emre (foul mouth)

I'm confident I've missed some pretty obvious ones so please point them out.

Hayee · December 22, 2009

Fowler. Lee Hughes. Pennant. Duberry - Woodgate - Bowyer Leedsgate. Cadamarteri. Repka. Keane. Viera. Vinnie Jones!

heatmeiser · December 22, 2009

Joey Barton.

Fermez le fil!

Mutzo Nutzo · December 22, 2009

Stevie ...I run over children and beat up DJ's Gerrard

GhostOfDixie · December 22, 2009

1. Harold Schumacher ( for ****ting Batiston in 82)

2. Dani Alves ( for being a pure fanny)
3. Adams (for drinking and snorting more than he earned)
4. Keown (for his monkey dance on Horse face)
5. Mark Dennis (serial fouler)

6. Diouf (just plain titness)
7. Vinny Jones (quickest yellow card)
8. Rivaldo (for cheating)

9. Duncan Ferguson (for obvious reasons)
10. Edmundo (for knocking anyone and everyone out on a daily basis)
11. Merson (see Adams)