Who was the worst phantom bid?

[IveGotThe]

Shearer was quality transfer effort, offering less after Newcastle had agreed on a fee, plus that window Sky where waiting outside goodison for Riquelme to show up

Brazilian Muller deserves a mention

 

[Deleted member 28206]

"Ring fenced".

 

[ToffeeDan]

Kalidou

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/movie-en-1e052541bf25acedda2df7704163f982.html

 

[ToffeeTim]

I remember Jim White saying that he had received official comfirmation from Everton that a bid had been accepted for Jack Butland. Only for the Birmingham manager to ring up Sky and tell them it was BS lol

 

[Frank Gallagher]

aaron winter... years ago , we was in the driving seat to sign him for about 4 years

*face-palm*

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

Add Steve Walsh to the list.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Gheorghe Hagi?

 

[Groucho]

Shearer was quality transfer effort, offering less after Newcastle had agreed on a fee, plus that window Sky where waiting outside goodison for Riquelme to show up

Brazilian Muller deserves a mention

Shearer was an odd one yeah.

Muller only said no because we refused to pay his tax bill I think. Bid was deputed and he was here and everything.

 

[blue61]

Peter Shilton, until Clough bunged him a wedge. Would have won the league with him between the sticks instead of Georgie 'show us yerarse' Wood.

 

[Lee Smith]

Was Per Tomas Brolin one in the mid 90's? Either just before or just after USA '94? Or am I just totally making that up?!

 

[Bagpuss]

David Moyes 'I can see Alan Smith and Wayne Rooney lining up alongside each other next season.' Unfortunately David you knew all along he was going to utd along with Rooney. Muller was a good one, flying him over and then telling him he had to pay his own tax, quicker than you could say 'Where is the Arteta money Bill?'
Not so much a phantom bid but the entire Manny Fernandez debacle while he was actually at the game watching us and 24 hours later he had signed for Valencia.
Hopefully Moshiri has got some more trips planned for our former transfer delegation, preferably to the bottom of a river somewhere.