Who is your girlfriend's favourite Everton player?

Roztitute · September 11, 2011

From experience, the women always seem to love a random player for reasons completely unrelated to footballing ability.

My girlfriend loves Fellaini due to his afro.

She also likes Gueye because he's probably taken some stick in his life for being called 'Gay'.

Frank Drebin · September 11, 2011

Ted Sagar.

Woolly Blue · September 11, 2011

The wife's is Vellios ... tall dark and handsome, I like to think she sees something of me in him.
The girlfriend's is Baines ... I think it's the hair !

Goat · September 11, 2011

I doubt she could name any of them apart from Arteta, who clearly is no longer an Everton player.

She has no interest in Everton at all and actually avoids anything and everything concerning it.

ijjysmith · September 11, 2011

The mrs likes Leon Osman

No idea why.

Roztitute · September 11, 2011

MikelsGoat said:
I doubt she could name any of them apart from Arteta, who clearly is no longer an Everton player.

She has no interest in Everton at all and actually avoids anything and everything concerning it.

Feel for you. Mine is trying to love Everton, or 'taking an interest in my interests' and all that shebang.

spikeman · September 11, 2011

No one.

Me so lonely :'(

Dom1878 · September 11, 2011

Mine likes Fellaini due to the hair, and Cahill due to the Tattoo

BlueTak · September 11, 2011

Rodwell.

Frank Drebin · September 11, 2011

If she picks Distin you couldn't help but feel a little inadequate.

EFCNIK · September 11, 2011

I havent had a girlfriend in two years :'( But when I did she liked Nev. No idea why.

Alio · September 11, 2011

I always tell Muggins that I like Victor Anichebe because it sounds funny

formerly manx toffee · September 11, 2011

EFCNIK said:
I havent had a girlfriend in two years :'( But when I did she liked Nev. No idea why.

I think it is probably the White belt

HSD · September 11, 2011

My boyfriend's girlfriend's favourite player is Leighton Baines because he's small and cute and I wanna kiss him.

Oh, and Bily because he's so adorable and I wanna cuddle him.

spikeman · September 11, 2011

Hsd said:
My boyfriend's girlfriend's favourite player is Leighton Baines because he's small and cute and I wanna kiss him.

Oh, and Bily because he's so adorable and I wanna cuddle him.

Why would your boyfriend's girlfriend care about what you think?