Danny Murphy is one of the worst for me, he basically tips us for relegation every season and tips Liverpool for the title, like Lawrenson and Hanson used to do on MOTD in the old days. He is so miserable as well, I fell like screaming at him “you’re a millionaire, cheer up!”
Paul Merson is essentially brain dead, he can’t seem to remember who plays for who or pronounce any players name with more than 2 syllables, they must keep him on Soccer Saturday as a sort of “court jester” figure. I don’t think he has provided any insight into any football match. Ever.
What Micky Quinn knows about football you could write on a fag packet, I think he only played the game to fund his horse racing habit, if I wanted to know who to back in the 2:20 at York, I might listen to him. Otherwise I just tune him out and wait for Georgie Bingham to start talking again.
Some of the others are complete cretins as well, stealing a living.