Who is famous and why do you hate them?

[Azzurri]

This philosophical paradox is a mystery to many and was first posed by Greek thinker angleseyblue during the 2nd Century BC. Which famous people do you hate?

I'll start by saying Bruce Forsyth. I just despise the [Poor language removed]. He isn't funny, he isn't funny, nor is he funny. Plus, he's ridiculously arrogant and obnoxious.

Do you know why Strictly Come Dancing had higher viewing figures than The X Factor this series? Not because people enjoy the dancing more, but millions of people were drawn to BBC 1 in the hope of seeing Bruce die live on air. True story.

 

[Goat]

Dale Winton, I know hes not on the Tele as much these days? Well I dont watch Tele, but he doesnt appear to be, who knows.

Hes just so freaking orange, he hurts my eyes.

 

[tommye]

jimmy fookin tarbuck. Hate that cnut. He's not funny, he's a tory and he's a cnut.

 

[Alio]

Kerry Katona

I'm sure she's only famous for losing and gaining weight. I guarantee either one will be her next headline in OK magazine or whatever they are. GREAT.

 

[Azzurri]

Dale Winton, I know hes not on the Tele as much these days? Well I dont watch Tele, but he doesnt appear to be, who knows.

Hes just so freaking orange, he hurts my eyes.

I was walking through Belfast the other day when someone shouted at me:

'Hey, do one you orange AIDs ridden [Poor language removed]!'

I thought 'Thats a bit harsh, how does he know I'm Protestant?'

Until I turned round and saw Dale Winton standing behind me.

 

[heatmeiser]

Amy Childs.

A disgusting, talentless, vacuous painted witch. I would happily slice her into pieces and stamp on her innards.

Still would like.

 

[chrissyjack]

Jimmy Carr. Smarmy, smug git . Can't watch QI when he's on it

 

[bluejock]

Screaming out for a flying Buddha kick to the teeth.

I hate her because she's a multi millionaire, despite having no conceivable talents and looking like a retarder otter.

 

[Azzurri]

Agree with all so far.

 

[tommye]

Amy Childs.

A disgusting, talentless, vacuous painted witch. I would happily slice her into pieces and stamp on her innards.

Still would like.

when you slice the bitch up can i have her foof please. Ta.

 

[EFCNIK]

Claudia winkleman ffs. I hate her. She reminds me of a teacher I really didn't get on with at school (she used to take great offence at me drawing detailed pictures of cocks on the white board whenever she was out of the room. What a bitch. They were so good.) She squints whenever she says anything. She's just generally annoying. I really really don't like her.

 

[chrissyjack]

Jedward.....No need to give a reason, surely

 

[Kurt.]

at the risk of more neg rep !! i say again Louie Spence........... he absolutely gets on my moobs..... any man who dances down a street and then continuously sings the name of that street whilst dancing like a jewelry box fairy has no place on gods planet.

 

[Alio]

Claudia winkleman ffs. I hate her. She reminds me of a teacher I really didn't get on with at school (she used to take great offence at me drawing detailed pictures of cocks on the white boarf whenever she was out of the room. What a bitch. They were so good.) She squints whenever she says anything. She's just generally annoying. I really really don't like her.

You will forever remind me of that lid from Superbad.

"You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds"

 

[Kurt.]

Adrian Chiles.........he looks like one of them rubber faced hand puppets that you put 3 fingers into the back of the head to control.