Who else had a go of the village bike?

[blue61]

Good job he didn't have a big chopper.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

He'll be saddled with this forever

 

[RalphDring]

Sounds like a bit of a psycyclepath....

 

[Kurt.]

He could have been Bi-cycle curious.

 

[witchdoc187]

In his own bedroom.


I'm sure plenty of people have 'committed a lewd act' in their own private space, not many with a bike like but I'd rather folk bang their bikes than do stuff to kids.


was he pumping up his tyres ?

surely these arent the only two options?

 

[heatmeiser]

Maybe he bike

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Both of my bikes are in my bedroom. NEA.

 

[chrissyjack]

Some wheely spoketacular puns in here

 

[ToffeeDan]

He must have felt like King of the Mountings

 

[Jacko93]

Was all geared up for some serious conversation here, seems I spoke to soon. Not sure I can handle the puns, they'll brake me one day. Mostly because no matter how hard I try, I cantilever them very well.

 

[muddy mudguard]

Chill out lads, it wasn't him, he was framed!

 

[muddy mudguard]

Oh and yes, I did have the village bike, lost my cherry to her bless 'er! She was 16 I was......erm just a couple of years shy of 16...If we were in the US, it'd have been statutory rape!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

there was a bird in Sydney known as The Bronte Mattress