Which sportsman or sportswoman is just like you ?

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Kurt.

Player Valuation: £100m
I think I’m probably a Neil ruddock tbh... obvs not a kopite like .. but made the very most of my footballing ability before retiring into an unhealthy yet very fun lifestyle when I stopped playing competitively at a high level. Now I’m fat and old but loving life. Who mirrors you ?
 

I've always been crap at sports, especially the ones I love the most ( togger and golf) and I've never won any trophy or medal ( not even for being crap), so I can't compare myself to anyone in particular which is a shame
 


Im basically if Pirlo and Messi had a baby, then that baby was brought up by Pele’s Ghost while living on a Planet shaped like a a football where playing football is like the Hunger Games and only the best survive and I win pretty much every year.
 

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