When Bad Journalism Gets Even Worse

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ChicagoToffee

generally quite awesome.
This is a pure nugget of brilliance from the interwebs and please keep this in mind when we get close to the next transfer window and peope feel the urge to annoint jarg journo rumors as Gospel.

http://www.footylatest.com/newcastl...trapped-everton-with-bid-for-midfielder/25382

Toon to try tempt Osman away.

First things first.

That may well indeed happen but is Osman really ever going to leave? Aw hell no and neither should he. Moyes loves him and he's completely serviceable.

Second thing and this is why jarg must be exposed. The last paragraph of this ****e:

"Newcastle are keen to land Osman in January rather than take their chances in the summer, and is thought that a bid of £2.5m would be enough to secure the signing, and Alan Pardew is hoping that ex Everton player Dan Gosling can persuade Osman to take up residence at St James Park."

That's just brilliant stuff right there.
 

"Leon, remember when I shoved that egg up my arse because you said it'd be funny?"

"Hahaha yeah Dan, that was funny lad."

"Well, as a return favour, can you move to Newcastle mate? Geordie Shore is set here, it's ace!"

"Swivel you ****-average young tit wrangler."
 
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