What's the worst thing you would do to see Everton win the league/top 4?

[Roztitute]

I'd say this doesn't belong in the Everton forum because the answers aren't Everton related.

A mate of mine the other day (Fulham fan), asked my whether I'd be willing to, let's say 'sleep' with, Distin and Yakubu for Everton to finish top 4. I obviously said yes.

This got me thinking, what's the worst thing you would do to see Everton be successful...

 

[Bungle]

Believe something Bill Kenwright told me

 

[RFUS]

I'd happily watch Everton be relegated if it meant I got the chance to fondle Distin's pants python.

 

[BigBlueConk]

I'd get back with my ex. And I really really do not want to.

 

[andrewkgsmith]

Wear a Liverpool shirt.

 

[BigBlueConk]

Wear a Liverpool shirt.

On a similar note: I was with a girl once. Got her naked, found out she supported the RS and walked out in disgust. True story, if slightly embelished!

 

[RFUS]

On a similar note: I was with a girl once. Got her naked, found out she supported the RS and walked out in disgust. True story, if slightly embelished!

Did you smash her inbetween mate, or genuinely walk straight out?

You're a hero if it's the latter.

 

[BigBlueConk]

Did you smash her inbetween mate, or genuinely walk straight out?

You're a hero if it's the latter.

Was in a hotel near Taunton. Truth is that I was fiddling her large norks and fell asleep shortly afterwards. I knew she liked the RS and it kind of helped me lose interest in her. That and seeing her naked.
I will still be your hero though mate.

 

[BigBlueConk]

For myself, I would be happy with 4th bottom if we did the double over the RS every season

 

[RFUS]

Was in a hotel near Taunton. Truth is that I was fiddling her large norks and fell asleep shortly afterwards. I knew she liked the RS and it kind of helped me lose interest in her. That and seeing her naked.
I will still be your hero though mate.

I would have still smashed her to be honest. The shame can be postponed until afterwards.

Kind of like when you fap to weird porn.

 

[andrewkgsmith]

Was in a hotel near Taunton. Truth is that I was fiddling her large norks and fell asleep shortly afterwards. I knew she liked the RS and it kind of helped me lose interest in her. That and seeing her naked.
I will still be your hero though mate.

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

hahahahahahahahaha.

 

[BigBlueConk]

Absolutley brilliant! Pos reps in the memory.

 

[RFUS]

Now THAT is a drawing.

Tell your mum to put that one on the fridge!

 

[andrewkgsmith]

Now THAT is a drawing.

Tell your mum to put that one on the fridge!

It would be scumbaggish of me to take credit for anything other than recolouring the shirts. I might tell her to anyway though.