What's the best prank you've ever done/been involved with involving a turd?

[Azzurri]

Upper Deckered someone at a house party once.

It's when you turd in the tank/cistern of the toilet. The next person who flushes it is going to have a nightmare.

 

[ricardobee]

Upper Deckered someone at a house party once.

It's when you turd in the tank/cistern of the toilet. The next person who flushes it is going to have a nightmare.

bravo sir, bravo.

*scratches azzurri off wedding list*

 

[tommye]

Upper Deckered someone at a house party once.

It's when you turd in the tank/cistern of the toilet. The next person who flushes it is going to have a nightmare.

this I've GOT to do. Thank you kind sir.
I stand and applaud thee.

 

[Dylan]

Bah, I didn't read the thread title properly. As anyone with half a brain can see, none of mine involve poo. I have a high tolerance for a lot of stuff, but if someone pranked me with poop, they may be found a few days later in a river.......

 

[Elong]

Dropped a mars bar in a public swimming pool before, bit of a giggle seeing everyone rush for safety as the floater went past them.

 

[billy]

Can't beat the old rubbing dog sh*t under the victims car door handles.

 

[Nails]

[video=youtube;NQ6Q9RsbXUQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ6Q9RsbXUQ[/video]

 

[tommye]

Can't beat the old rubbing dog sh*t under the victims car door handles.

you MUST, and i mean MUST, place drawing pins into said poop. Open door prick finger automatic reaction is to put pricked finger into mouth. Lots of laughs.

 

[bluemeanie]

Sweet jesus I'm disturbed by some of you in this thread.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Aye...There's some sick puppies on here

 

[mrblobbysdad]

when much younger my friends and I took great delight in pooing in sheets of newspaper, wrapping them up, place on random doorstep then set fire to them and knock on said door. Oh how we laughed when people in house opened the door to find a blazing inferno on their doorsteps which they would then stamp on in an effort to put out the flames. Jolly fun times.

Seem to remember this going on at uni a few yrs ago... LOL

 

[heatmeiser]

Bah, I didn't read the thread title properly. As anyone with half a brain can see, none of mine involve poo. I have a high tolerance for a lot of stuff, but if someone pranked me with poop, they may be found a few days later in a river.......

Haha, I hadn't noticed that either.

Was wondering why so many people's best work involved poo.

 

[COYB]

was about 13 with me mates an that, phoned up a big fat pizza scran about
£30 too some house we used too always take the piss out off. sly i know ..
got there the answered the door an ****in paid for it WAS FUNNY LIKE

 

[steken1]

was about 13 with me mates an that, phoned up a big fat pizza scran about
£30 too some house we used too always take the piss out off. sly i know ..
got there the answered the door an ****in paid for it WAS FUNNY LIKE

Mate, Where's the turds? Get with it eh......???