Mutzo Nutzo
Player Valuation: £70m
I'll start
it was a few years ago, and me and a few mates, where in Liverpool on a night out. One of my mates from Worcester fancies himself as a bit of a Don Juan, and thought scouse birds, would fall at his feet in response to his "sparkling" patter.
I tried to tell him on the way up to Liverpool, that he would be playing with fire, but he was having none of it.
Anyways, we hit the town, the banter was flying and the ale was going down a treat, and we were making our way down dale street toward Matthew Street, when my mate decides it's time to butter up the locals, (At this point I should state that he was on cutches following a knee op)
So he spies a few local girlies singing some pussycat dolls number, and made his move - he scuttled across the road, and says
"Hi girls, nice tune - d'you know any cliff richard?" It was a classic face-palm moment, And I knew what was coming
one of the girls turned to him and said
"f##k off yer f####n cripple or I'll break your other f####n leg"
Her mate then chimes in -
"Me brother an his mates are in the grapes -I'm gonna get him, and hes gonna f####n kill yer, yer bad perv"
At this point I was rolling on the ground pissing myself laughing - My mate was totally crestfallen, he had a ****ty on with me for the rest of the night!
it was a few years ago, and me and a few mates, where in Liverpool on a night out. One of my mates from Worcester fancies himself as a bit of a Don Juan, and thought scouse birds, would fall at his feet in response to his "sparkling" patter.
I tried to tell him on the way up to Liverpool, that he would be playing with fire, but he was having none of it.
Anyways, we hit the town, the banter was flying and the ale was going down a treat, and we were making our way down dale street toward Matthew Street, when my mate decides it's time to butter up the locals, (At this point I should state that he was on cutches following a knee op)
So he spies a few local girlies singing some pussycat dolls number, and made his move - he scuttled across the road, and says
"Hi girls, nice tune - d'you know any cliff richard?" It was a classic face-palm moment, And I knew what was coming
one of the girls turned to him and said
"f##k off yer f####n cripple or I'll break your other f####n leg"
Her mate then chimes in -
"Me brother an his mates are in the grapes -I'm gonna get him, and hes gonna f####n kill yer, yer bad perv"
At this point I was rolling on the ground pissing myself laughing - My mate was totally crestfallen, he had a ****ty on with me for the rest of the night!
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