What you think of when you are pissed ?

[blulouie]

hangover efforts with a mouth like an old shoe through 10 spin cycles. I require silence and liquid. morning jackanory!

Morning glory followed by a fry up .

Ready for the next session

 

[chrismpw]

Generally ....

If I pee in that bush*, will anyone see me? Nah.

I was marching / staggering (hard to say which) hone one frosty spring night, after a few. Along a footpath by a filled in canal I saw a tuft of silvery grass sparkling in the light of the street lamp. I had a drunken overwhelming desire to run my hands through the ice crystals. Turn out it was nettles.

That kind of thing.

*on a roundabout

 

[blulouie]

Who's bloody round is it next

 

[Rita_Poon]

Morning glory followed by a fry up .

Ready for the next session

she's a keeper

 

[Huyton Layne]

Usually, "why am I such a lightweight these days?"
The idea of going to a place and doing aftershocks followed by JD and cokes, as a round before heading out to a club seems insane.
I do 3 Guinness now and am thinking about bed more than extended the night.

 

[Bryan+]

A lot.

 

[mmmmsnouts]

I’m a pretty twitchy overactive person so drinks actually calm me down. (Though I don’t do this often - my wife has a lot of liver problems in her immediate family and doesn’t drink much, and I hate almost everyone else).

Trying to play games when I’m bladdered is fun. One time I was having trouble standing and still got Wordle in 4.

 

[Andy McGurk]

Quotes from 80s/90s English sitcoms.

"Don't eyeball me Gandhi"

 

[Rita_Poon]

if only he was that easy to swerve irl.

 

[tommye]

 

[Rita_Poon]

where's the nic coppola effort been disappeared?

 

[Kurt.]

Usually I think “ only came out for a couple…. Now it’s 10pm and I’m half cut… if I go home now she’ll still be up and will kick off…. I may as well stay out now all night as her mood will still be the same… may as well get hung for a sheep than a lamb”

 

[Rita_Poon]

Usually I think “ only came out for a couple…. Now it’s 10pm and I’m half cut… if I go home now she’ll still be up and will kick off…. I may as well stay out now all night as her mood will still be the same… may as well get hung for a sheep than a lamb”

would she be happier with horse?

 

[tommye]

@PKwalnuts

Glad somebody else knows...

 

[tommye]

would she be happier with horse?

I'm busy.